#deannnnnn

[witchesgetstitches-18]

Watching Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. twist and shout played. Supernatural fans know what my mind IMMEDIATELY jumped to despite me not having read it

[aerialworms]

...would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Happy Birthday old man! Let me make fun of you!

I couldn’t decide which answer to give him in my last post so I gave him them all <3

+ Jackles bonus because that man is as deranged about Dean as I am:

(Image IDs (and episode IDs!) under cut)

[Image ID: Answers from the Buzzfeed quiz “Would you fuck a clone of yourself” meme edited over screenshots of Dean Winchester from various episodes of Supernatural.

1. 16 year old Dean from 9.07 Bad Boys looks confused and answers “I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.”

2. 18 year old Dean from 4.13 After School Special smirks and answers “I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone”

3. 1.01 Pilot Dean stands in Sam’s apartment, smirking self-consciously, next to Sam, who looks disappointed with him. He continues the previous answer: “because I want to know if I'm good in bed.”

4.  Dean Smith, at his desk in 4.17 It’s a Terrible Life, looking concerned, answers “I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.”

5. 8.17 Goodbye Stranger Dean sits at the map table in the Bunker and reads a porn magazine. He answers without looking up “It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.”

6. Alternate Universe HunterCorp Dean from 15.13 Destiny’s Child sits on the other side of the map table in the Bunker. Looking bewildered, he answers “It’s not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

7. Dean, handcuffed on the floor in Endverse Dean’s cabin in 5.04 The End, tells his alternate self “I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.”

8. In the same scene, Endverse Dean holds up his assault rifle and answers “I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.”

9. Dean, completely under the memory curse in 12.11 Regarding Dean, says with wide eyes “I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.”

10. Demon Dean in 10.01 Black, reclining naked in bed, makes a funny face and gestures cheekily as he answers “Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.”

11. The bonus image. Dean, in Jensen Ackles’ trailer in 6.15 The French Mistake, holds up a fan magazine with Jensen and Jared on the front. He looks absolutely done. The box containing the quiz answer has been edited to look like a speech bubble coming from Jensen’s mouth on the magazine. It reads “To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.”

All the images have been watermarked with the poster’s url “@aerialworms”. /End ID]

[diamondringsandgutterbones]

bored on a tuesday? parents gone? try seven to ten episodes of supernatural you will surely not regret seven to ten episodes of supernatural

[spnsmile]

Awww baby 🌸

15x15

[aerialworms]

+ bonus Midam :)

(Shoutout to @bloodydeanwinchester​ for inspiring this, although I’m 75% sure this has been done before 😅 ID under the readmore!)

[Image ID: A series of screenshots of the Supernatural characters paired with the answers from a Buzzfeed quiz. The first image is the title of the quiz: “...would you fuck a clone of yourself?”

2. Sam Winchester, looking weirded out at his alternate self in 15.13 Destiny’s Child, answers “I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.”

3. Eileen Leahy, smirking at Sam in 15.07 Last Call, answers “I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.”

4. Jack Kline, looking baffled in 13.01 Lost and Found, answers “I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.”

5. Castiel, looking scared as the Empty yells at him in 13.04 The Big Empty, answers “I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.”

6. Crowley, looking suggestively at Dean in a bar in 9.11 First Born, answers “I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?“

7. Dean, handcuffed on the floor in Endverse Dean’s cabin in 5.04 The End, tells his alternate self “I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.”

8. Arthur Ketch in 13.07 War of the Worlds, pretending to be his twin, Alexander, answers “It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.”

9. Mary Winchester yells at Ketch “It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!”

10. Good!Charlie Bradbury from 10.11 There’s No Place Like Home says “I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.” except the “what if” has been crossed out.

11. Mustachioed Gabriel from the Casa Erotica DVD in 5.19 Hammer of the Gods answers “Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.”

12. Chuck, in 11.20 Don’t Call Me Shurley, shrugs and tells Metatron “I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.”

13. From the start of 9.18 Meta Fiction, Metatron tells the viewer “To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.“

14. Michael and Adam on their dinner date in 15.08 Our Father, Who Aren’t In Heaven. Their answer is simply “Yes.”

All the images are watermarked with the creator’s url, “@aerialworms”. /End ID]

[aerialworms]

You have Dean Winchester trapped in a room with you for 24 hours. What do you do?

force him to read self-help books until he has a breakthrough

queue up 24 hours worth of destiel amvs, metas, and video essays

*bites him* *bites him* *bites him*

give him a blanket and a very long hug

***** him ***** *****

crack open a cold one and shoot the shit with him

hunt him for sport

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

Reblog to trap him with even more people!

[aerialworms]

Watching Over You

Time slips past, and Castiel feels calm settle over him for the first time in months. He loses himself in the rise and fall of Dean’s chest, the soft flickering of his eyelids as he dreams. Against all odds, he finds it peaceful here. Cars rush past on the freeway outside, but Dean’s steady breathing fills Castiel’s ears until he forgets the outside world, forgets Dean’s destiny, forgets their impending doom.

Five times Cas watches over Dean as he sleeps, and one time Dean watches over him instead, told in snapshots spanning from Cas' introduction in S4 to the rescue that definitely happened post-S15. (Finale who?)

Read it on AO3 here!

[aerialworms]

in honour of the occasion (and to maybe make me finish this WIP) lemme share the premise of the fix-it fic I’m writing atm

So there’s two universes left after Chuck destroyed all the others. One is canon as we know it, and in the other Cas and Dean got together when Cas came back in s13 Tombstone. However, in both universes Cas still goes to the Empty for Reasons I Will Figure Out Later.

In both universes, Dean is distraught so once they’ve defeated Chuck, he finds a spell to resurrect Cas. UNFORTUNATELY, both Deans do this at the same time and since the Empty is outside time and space and whatever, it decides to fuck their shit up by switching the Cas-es (Casi?).

Canon!Cas gets resurrected into a world where Dean’s gotten over his internalised homophobia and is real comfortable with showing Cas he loves him, and Cas is so so tempted to just stay in this universe where he gets a Dean who loves him back, but he knows he doesn’t belong there. He almost finds it excruciating when Dean tells him he loves him and it just slips from his tongue like it’s no big deal.

Meanwhile, Canon!Dean gets a Cas who he’s allowed to get to know him inside and out for the past three years. He’s angry and grieving and still hasn’t come to terms with Cas loving him even though it’s been months, cause even though he believes Cas meant what he said about him he doesn’t believe it’s true. HE has to deal with a Cas that knows him inside and out, that he’s told all his fears to already, who knows exactly what to say to get through to him. And when he finds out that other-him has been openly in love with Cas for years, he feels so inadequate and jealous - why couldn’t he have been the one to say it first? why couldn’t he be better? why did he have to drive Cas away?

and couldn’t he just keep this Cas, who doesn’t have all that baggage?

anyone feel free to talk to me about this idea i have been stewing over it for MONTHS