#dear amber

[jonnystunka]

[gumdropmagazine-blog]

Room Temp. Fridge

Dear Amber,

While your mind is full of first world problems like who tagged you in Instagram posts and posts superficial pictures with you though they don’t even know you...here i am left with a room-temperature refrigerator that made my expensive glass bottle of milk from Whole Foods turn into yogurt... With furry friends on my berries...you tell me what your worries are, dear.  I got more problems than Jay-Z’s 99..but don’t give me this shit on a Monday...

Sincerely,

1 of the 2BrokeGirls

[gumdropmagazine-blog]

Stop Judging Me

Dear Amber,  Why are you like this? I’m only sorry that you have a boring life. I’m also sorry that I can’t tell you this because you’ll just find reasons to judge me more, like: How I live with my boyfriend and therefore cannot depend on myself. How I go on spontaneous road trips with other girlfriends and therefore lack responsibility. (Not to mention we didn’t invite you cause you’ll be judging the state of our non-luxury cars) How I call in sick to work and therefore am a liar. But, it’s a right of passage and this you don’t understand.  I’m sorry we’re friends. And I’m sorry that you’ll never know how much I dislike you.  #Bitch Sincerely,  Your one of many “friends” who live with their significant others. 

[demondarlington]

A M B E R    R E Y E S

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPH. NOW YOU’RE OLD AS FUCK LIKE ME AND WE CAN CRY ABOUT HOW MUCH WE DON’T WANT TO GROW UP AT ALL. BUT REALLY WE ALREADY HAVE GROWN UP AND WE’VE EVEN MET EACH OTHER. I SAW YOUR FACE. I WENT ORNAMENT SHOPPING WITH YOU. ERGKERGJ. WE BETTER MEET AGAIN, AND YOU’RE SO DAMN LOVELY, AND I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.

[bish-tastic]

please do urself a favor and be with someone who eats ass

[troylerandphan5ever]

Im so tired someone please help

[troylerandphan5ever]

When your friend doesnt watch dan and phil