Jul 19, 2016
Room Temp. Fridge
Dear Amber,
While your mind is full of first world problems like who tagged you in Instagram posts and posts superficial pictures with you though they don’t even know you...here i am left with a room-temperature refrigerator that made my expensive glass bottle of milk from Whole Foods turn into yogurt... With furry friends on my berries...you tell me what your worries are, dear. I got more problems than Jay-Z’s 99..but don’t give me this shit on a Monday...
Sincerely,
1 of the 2BrokeGirls