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Welcome to our little advice column! You really can ask us (almost) anything, but please note : Dear BaE is written by two people wh
Oh my gosh! I've always wanted to know if Edge really did have a dark Welsh soul! Find out the answer here! I laughed my butt off last night while reading this!
It’s a big day here at Achtoonbaby Headquarters, and Fake Bono and I have collaborated on a little project (above) for @kellyeddington’s birthday!
Well, what actually happened was that I caught Fake Bono red-handed, sneaking out of my office—again!—with my precious U2 Christmas ornaments! So I said, “Fine, Fake Bono, you can use them if you let me art-direct your little birthday greeting, because frankly I know what Kelly likes in her U2.” And Fake Bono blushingly acquiesced. Anyway, this took us ages, so feel free to click on the results for high-resolution fabulousness.
And please join me in wishing a happy birthday to my brilliant, beautiful friend, The Kelly!
I feel really small and i just want to be held but yet again the one person i want to hold me isnt here.
Sorry i suck
Im sorry that part of the reason we broke up was that I cant take care of myself and that I rely on you so much and it was stressing you out. Im sorry Im not good at existing. Im sorry we had to break up because of me at all. It should have just been because youre not gonna be here next year and have “shitty communication habits”. It should have just been because you realized that you love me as a friend. It should have been because you realized that you deserve so much better than me. It should not have been because im Horrible™ at being a human being. It should not have been because Im too clingy. It should not have been because you had to spend so much energy trying to keep me happy when it was a lost cause. Im sorry. I love you. But I’ll get over it.
(May 20. 2016)
I chamged my girlfriends nickname to "baby fuckling" in Skype and she threw a fit when i called her my baby fuckling the other day and i asked her if she wanted me to change it but she hasn't said anything about it sooooooo
When you finally talk to bae...
...but you only say "Thank You"
&
after a long day at work, i really want a man to come love me up and lay me down. then have him lay around with me watching AHS (occasionally grabbing my ass). i needs it.
Wow Chance. just WOW
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue From a razor in a paper cup I hope every soda you drink already shaken up I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's I hope there's always snow in your driveway I hope you never get off Fridays And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don't work And you spill shit on your shirt I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade I hope you happy, I hope you happy I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy, igh!
