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i've been telepathically telling bert to bring me chocolate, but i'm not sure it's working.

dear bert,

the bloodlines word count just passed 104,000. WHAT THE BLOODY EVEN. we are awesome.

love, ned

it started as a supernatural reference, but then a safari happened

bert: I'M GETTIN' THERE

ned: GET THERE FASTER

BITCH

bert: NO

MARE

ned: MATRIARCH ELEPHANT

bert: INFANT GIRAFFE

ned: /gallops about on legs and falls over

bert: HAHA

silly giraffe

ned: /eats leaves

we just wrapped up an impromptu bible study

ned: wheeeeee!

this has been bible definition study with ned and bert

tune in next time to hear ned say "i need more coffee"

and to hear bert say "how can i apply this to writing and hobbits?"

bert: WAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

hobbits quite enjoy bible study

#dear bert