#dear pornbots

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An open letter to Pornbots

Dear Pornbots,

Please stop following me.

I've legit become afraid of Tumblr emails informing me of a new follower popping up on my inbox. (Once I opened an aforementioned email while my mom was sitting beside me and well seeing the scantily clad profile photo - you can imagine what happened next.)

Also, people who are looking for "hott sex" or "a queick shag" are unlikely to be in my tumblr-hood.

Thank you.

Sincerely, a person who is not at all remotely sexy and has no interest in anything of this sort and whose life's aim is to be The Cat Lady.

PS: the person who found this post by the hashtag 'hott sex', Please go and get a life.