Dear insects,
Please stop flying into my face. You know, us humans have to pass all kinds of test before we’re allowed to drive or fly. We are also taught from a young age how to walk without running into things. Until we master these skills, we are strapped to strollers, car seats, have to hold our parent’s hand when we walk, ect. I think you insects should really look into the rules of life and have your parents to stop leaving you when you’re an egg so they can teach you how to fly without running into a giant. I mean really! I’m like 100 times bigger than you and you STILL hit my face? That’s like humans running into a skyscraper, which admittedly has happened, but very few of us do that on a daily basis. Another thing, very VERY few of us do it more than once! I mean, didn’t you get the picture the first time? Is there a reason to run into my face repeatedly? Lastly, there’s more than enough free sky to fly in without running into people. Unlike humans who are limited to roads when driving, you’ve got the whole damn sky!
-From a very frustrated human