Apr 4, 2016
I should apologize to @heroofferelden for assaulting them with Hancock and Nick related puns... But I'm not going to because they were all fucking stellar and I deserve an award for thinking of so many on the spot.
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I should apologize to @heroofferelden for assaulting them with Hancock and Nick related puns... But I'm not going to because they were all fucking stellar and I deserve an award for thinking of so many on the spot.
Okay I can’t stay awake so my master plan is to MAKE A POST. AND QUEUE IT. So hopefully I do this correctly. heroofferelden
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST. I know you’ve been having a rough time of it lately and I just wanna let you know I love you, I appreciate you, and I think you are radiant. You’re one of the most beautiful people I know, and you have a huge heart, and gosh your freckles just kill me I love them so much. I’m so glad to have you in my life. I hope today is wonderful for you.
heroofferelden Sometimes it’s tough to tell who your good friends are in life. And sometimes life basically slaps you in the face with the phrase ‘this person is amazing, hold on to them tight you fucktoaster’.
And that’s when the Inquisitor developed their drinking problem.
I LOVE U A LOT I AM JEALOUS OF THESE ANONS *DIVES INTO UR LAP N STAYS THERE*
Alright. All you people need to know that heroofferelden is my platonic bae. That they mean so fucking much to me. That they are always there whenever I need them. That they make me laugh. And that a special place in my heart will always belong to them.
And I want to be all of those things to them. I want to make them laugh. I want to be there for them. And I want to always have my own little niche in their heart.
I want to meet them one day. I want it with every fiber of my being. I want to hold their hand and make them grilled cheese and watch Shrek 2 with them so we can sing the songs together. I have this little dream in my head that they will be the one to take me to get my first tattoo. I want to have a photo of us together that I can carry around in my wallet. I want all of these things so bad. I love them so much. I love you so much babe.
you and lavellan are adorable. Super cute. :D
Damn fucking right we are! But them especially.
*picks you up in your Cullen cosplay and takes you home to forever be my Cullen* ouo
Unfortunately. I am already spoken for. My sincerest apologies, kind soul.