#deargodhelpme

[duckduckgoose07]

People: What are you thinking about?

Me: Um...Nothing..?!?!?

Brain:*tired accordion music plays while a drunk gay pirate dances on tables in a bar, a mermaid is playing poker and winning, there is a fairy making a drug deal, a unicorn singing while stabbing someone, a princess is plotting a murder, the bartender is banging his head on his counter, while a merchant is drinking beer straight from the barrel behind the counter, the knight is posing with his sword while dramatically lying down on the piano, and an assassin is showing off her cats to the executioner.

Me: Yep...completely nothing.

[bonezycollectorr]

Just remembered I have a Tumblr account after a few years

I'm sooooooo gonna be annoying about my hyperfixation here. I'm extremely hyperfixated on JoJo's and this platform is notorious for shitposts so to be cringe is to be free

[vastnez5]

i just watched saltburn. oh my god

i think that was the most questionable weird movie ive ever seen. dont watch it i need to wash my eyes with soap

[yeszomiohno]

A little test

Woah it's me music person here to not die with twitter woooaaaah.

[hicinterfectusrodericusrex]

If your #ramen package has a screaming, sweating chicken on it that is also holding a bomb, prepare for some #heat #spicy #deargodhelpme (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqvUdK2B5Ku/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zcgdwj6b95wm

[freetobezii]

What do you mean? I think it's going great!! #whyhavefunwhenyoucanplayoverwatch #deargodhelpme #imdoingmygoddamnbest https://www.instagram.com/ziiteara/p/Bp1XkEfFo_B/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14618h3ywjdrb

[smodell13]

I am just 1 minute and 3 seconds into this Christmas special (which I've never scene or knew was even real) and I am already regretting it. #rapsittiestreetkids #deargodhelpme

[tinadesh]

#mondayiscoming #deargodhelpme