reasons why supernatural is not a real show
within the show, there is a musical with the plot of the show that the main characters don’t quite watch
the musical is based off of a series of books titled ‘Supernatural’, which was written by god, disguised as a squirrelly little guy named chuck
main character has canonly been in an orgy with the king of hell
‘you gotta go be gay for that poor, dead intern’
ripoff ghostbusters
god is an author (and also evil????)
god has a sister
GOD has a BEARD
main characters were sucked into a scooby doo episode where they gave the scooby gang existential crises
main characters have each died at least three times
main characters adopt lucifer’s son (who has also died multiple times)
lucifer’s son becomes not-really-god-but-literally-just-god
main character dies because of a rusty nail, despite having lived through electrocution, been thrown against walls (countless times), a giant truck (lorry? idk) crashing into the car that he was in, going into hell voluntarily,
main character has had sex with an angel (willingly)
other main character has had sex with a demon (willingly)
main character gets addicted to drinking demon blood
actor for a main character dies in an alternate reality (within the show)
feel free to add on because there are so many that it is literally impossible to have covered all of them
