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Deadpool Comic Appearance Details #340

Deadpool #37 Written by Daniel Way, art by Bong Dazo, Joe Pimental 2011-08

LOOKS/CRAZY/QUEER/ROMANCE/DEATH: Deadpool is in a hot tub. He has bubbles covering his nipples and a half circle below making a bubble happy face on his chest. He is holding two glasses of wine and the bottle he has between his toes. Death looks like a conventionally attractive woman in a cloak and very skimpy bikini bottom. She has smooth white skin, scale-y claw hands. Her face is mostly covered by her hood but it looks normal human and not her usual skull face.

CRAZY/QUEER/ROMANCE/DEATH: [Deadpool]: Aaaaahh… This is perfect. [Death]: No, Wade… this is a dream. [Deadpool]: Damn straight, baby. A dream that's gonna come TRUE. [Death]: HOW, Wade? [Deadpool]: Don't WORRY about it-- Just know that I've got it all under control. This is HAPPENING, baby. For real. Maybe not NOW… but SOON.

LOOKS/SELF-LOATHING: Deadpool is in fact sitting in a kiddy pool after a self-inflicted gunshot to the head. His clothes are hanging to dry on the top of his Winnebago. He has eggs frying on top of the roof, just starting to burn, indicating that the death is a very recent one. On the picnic table beside him is a six-pack of beer with two missing.

Outside Vancouver, B.C., 9 days ago…

HEALING/SELF-LOATHING/WOLVERINE: [Wolverine]: Can't be done. [Deadpool]: C'mon, Logan, there's gotta be SOMETHIN' out there with the power to get the job done… [Wolverine]: There AIN'T. Not without… [Deadpool]: Not without WHAT? Hey! WHERE you goin'?! [Wolverine]: You an' me are done. [Deadpool]: Nuh-uh! Dude, you #$&%$#& OWE me! Even after you used me to find your kid, I still helped you out with that plan to--! Holy #$%&. I just figured it out. [Wolverine pops claws on Deadpool] [Wolverine]: Don't do it, Wade… [Deadpool]: Or WHAT? You'll KILL ME? [Wolverine redraws the claws and walks away] [Wolverine]: He won't do it. [Deadpool]: He won't have a CHOICE.

QUEER: [Deadpool drives away on his "manly" scooter.]

Vladivostok, Russia; 5 days ago:

Deadpool meets back with his Russian arms dealers who had supplied him with the nuclear submarine and his tug boat back in his pirate days.

REP: [Russian arms dealer]: Hello again, friend! So glad to SEE you, our BEST CUSTOMER.

Deadpool gives them a list of what he's looking for. They inform him that it will be difficult to obtain. Deadpool opens his shipping container FULL of cash.

REP: [Russian arms dealer]: Delivery in three days.

New Mexico, today…

Deadpool is outside his Winnebago. He's back in his costume, fully armed up, including a full backpack. He is watching a truck approach. When it gets in range, he follows on his bike.

Bruce Banner stops at the "Last chance anything" gas station and fills the back of his truck with groceries. Deadpool comes up beside him and comments on the amount of food.

REP: [Deadpool]: You must be havin' a PARTY or somethin', huh? Is HULK gonna be there? [Bruce]: What do you WANT, Deadpool? [Deadpool]: Just wanna come to the party, Bruce, that's all… [Bruce]: There IS no party.

Bruce gets back in his truck and drives away. Deadpool climbs on his bike and comments "There WILL be."

REP: [Bruce]: Why the hell is DEADPOOL here? Okay, take another angle-- If Deadpool is HERE, what does that MEAN? And why did he CONFRONT me, only to--?

HERO: Deadpool has rigged Bruce's truck with a nuclear weapon. He sets it off. This not only blows up Bruce and the truck, but also gets the attention of the Holloman Air Force base.

Deadpool gets knocked back from the force of the blast and lands butt first onto a cactus.

QUEER: Why yes, the art is indeed calling attention to Deadpool's ass, where he's been PIERCED, as the Hulk looms over him, saying "You wanted Hulk? You got Hulk!"

Meanwhile, at the Air Base, the general is taking a call from the local senator who happens to be very freaked out by the "unsanctioned nuclear detonation on American soil!"

HERO/REP: [Senator]: The Hulk is involved! Oh, this just keeps getting better.. [General]: It could be worse. The detonation occurred in a deserted area, and our projections show that the fallout will REMAIN within that deserted area.

That calms the senator down, which is good, because than the general brings in the real bad news…

REP: [General]: We believe we DO know who's responsible. I'm sending over a satellite image, taken about four minutes ago. [Senator]: Oh, god… No… Not HIM…

Meanwhile, Deadpool is using all his weapons as he riles the Hulk up.

QUEER: [Deadpool]: Come an' get it, big boy!

CRAZY: [White]: Maybe we should talk SMACK about him while we're doing this? [Yellow]: Yeah, get him REALLY riled up! [Deadpool sticks his swords up Hulk's nose] [White]: OR we could do that… THAT'S good.

HERO: …And while he's at it, he also stuffs Hulk's mouth full of grenades and C4.

CRAZY: [White]: …But THAT? That's BRILLIANT. [Deadpool]: Thanks. That means a LOT coming from me. [White]: Think that did it… [Yellow]: Oblivion, here we come!

REP/SELF-LOATHING: [Hulk]: No… [Deadpool]: "No"?! YES!!! C'mon, man-- Get your SMASH on! Get your smash on ME! [Hulk]: It's NOT gonna work, Deadpool. Whatever PLAN or TRAP you have laid out for me? I'm not gonna CHARGE INTO it like some CRAZED BULL. So just do yourself a favor and go back to WHOEVER HIRED YOU-- [Deadpool]: Nobody HIRED me, Bruce. [Hulk]: Well that makes it even EASIER to walk away, now DOESN'T it? WADE. [Deadpool]: Y'know, for a smart guy, you sure are dumb sometimes. You know who I am, an' ya know what I do. So what the hell makes ya think I won't KEEP doin' it? Until YOU do… exactly what I WANT you to do.

FOURTH-WALL: Deadpool grabs onto the comic panel.

Hulk flicks Deadpool up into the air, sending him crashing into a used car lot.

HERO: When he pulls himself back up, he sets off another nuclear bomb which he had been carrying around in his backpack which got left at Hulk's feet when Deadpool got tossed.

"Good-bye… Bruce," Deadpool notes as the Hulk rage takes over Bruce's consciousness.

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Deadpool Comic Appearance Details #59

Deadpool #17b - Deadpool and Death Annual 1998-07 Written by Joe Kelly, art by Walter McDaniel

GENERAL

Deadpool is teleported elsewhere. As he appears, he is punched in the face, sent over a cliff, and dies. His ghost appears over his broken body and Death shows up. She touches him and he starts to remember his time in Weapon X.

Wade Wilson meets with the director of Weapon X, a facility of the Canadian government's Department K, and after a brief introduction to the "Hero Factory", Wade signs up.

Wade flunks out of the hero portion of the program, and is sent down to the Workshop. The inmates have set up a "deadpool", betting on when the patients will die or kill themselves.

Deadpool greets his new housemates with a gun he snuck in and plans to shoot himself with. Before he can fire, his gun is crushed by Ajax, the Attending, who knocks Wade out and carries him off to Killebrew.

Wade is experimented upon in a torturous method at Killebrew's hands.

Wade meets Death for the first time. Death is amazed that Wade can see Death, who finds him very interesting since he is a living being who can see Death. Wade thinks at first he is hallucinating.

Determined to meet Death again, Wade tries to kill himself, but is blocked by Ajax to the point where Wade is kept in a full body confinement wheelchair. Wade determines to get Ajax out of his way, find his weakness. Worm slips and reveals Ajax's real name, which he is very sensitive about. Wade finds his weakness to exploit.

Wade starts to needle Ajax, who tortures Wade in response, sneering that Wade has no power, nothing but his filthy mouth. Over the next few weeks, Wade continues to harass Ajax in the hopes of pushing Ajax so far that the Attending will kill him even though he's Killebrew's current project, and "the information locked in Wilson's body is INVALUABLE".

Worm tells Wade how the war between Wade and Ajax has filled the rest of the inmates with hope. Wade reacts very negatively to the idea of him being a hero for the other inmates.

Fed up, Ajax finds a way to get to Wade...by hurting his friends, starting with Worm. Worm begs Wade to keep on his fight with Ajax regardless of what happens to him. Ajax tortures Worm. Death stands beside Worm and tells Wade to release him from his suffering. Wade snaps Worm's neck. Wade vows vengeance on Ajax.

Ajax thrills at Wade's anguish, and because the rules of the Workshop state that a patient cannot be allowed to live, presumably, after killing another patient. Killebrew is disappointed, but consents to let Ajax kill Wade. Ajax tears out Deadpool's heart.

Death is thrilled that Wade will join her permanently at last. But Wade's thirst for vengeance kick starts his failed healing factor.

Wade takes out the guards and arms himself up as he fights his way to Ajax.

Ajax tries to kill Wade but can't, and the other inmates riot.

Wade announces that he is "Deadpool" and defeats and kills Ajax. His revenge complete, Deadpool waits for his death, but Death doesn't appear before him.

Back in the present, Deadpool realizes that Ajax was the one who just killed him. Deadpool then sees a bunch of ghosts around him. The other inmates from the Workshop are stuck, caught in the battle between Ajax and Deadpool. They demand that Deadpool finishes what he promised...to kill Ajax

DETAILS

ROMANCE

[Deadpool ghost sees Death]: Oh...hey, babe. Long time no --HRRRK--Forgot...that you have some frigid digits, Death. That's the kind of detail a guy should REMEMBER from the LAST time we met.

[The start of Deadpool and Death's romance, Death]: I've got it. I know why you can see me...why I was drawn here so EARLY...COSMIC ABOMINATION. Body and soul, you're primed to pierce the dark veil...but circumstances conspire to keep you alive...and you've given in to them. I'm here to provide a little...friendly motivation. You've called for me, defined me, I'm exactly as you'd like to see me...exactly the way you want to hear me...to feel me...in order to make your transition desirable. Do you WANT me? [Deadpool]: YES...no matter what they do...

[Death]: If you MEAN it...KISS me. That's all...a single KISS...And a dead body of course. I can't take the captain until the ship sinks, dig? You WANT me, big boy...come and GET me, find a way to DIE. I promise it will be WORTH your WHILE. In the meantime, I'll be around...I wouldn't miss this opportunity to...motivate a living soul, for the world... [Deadpool]: Gee...just when I think my life can't get any more TWISTED...I WANT that GIRL.

[Death begs Deadpool to forget about his need for revenge on Ajax, to stop fighting his death. Death is disappointed as Deadpool stumbles away, no longer able to see or hear Death]

[Before he heals, ghost-Deadpool kisses Death]: It's OFFICIAL...the CHICK can KISS. Maybe next time it'll be a 'hello' and not a 'goodbye'

PAST [Weapon X director]: This land is owned by the Special Weapons Development Branch of the Canadian government, Department K. THIS little playpen is called Weapon X facility by the suits...we call it the HERO FACTORY. You've got the BIG C, am I right, son? You look pretty good for a cancer patient. [Deadpool]: I gave up on the CHEMO, sir...didn't see the point.

[Worm Cunningham]: You HEAR that? Poor SLOB...if KILLEBREW takes a shine to him...he's NEVER going die. Thousand-to-one odds on WILSON... [Another inmate]: YEAH...he just became the new KING of the DEADPOOL. Long live the king

ABUSE/PAST

[Killebrew]: Well, his PAIN RECEPTORS still work...THAT'S a small grace. I just don't understand how those Department K JOKERS stay employed. Distill a MUTANT HEALING FACTOR from ONE agent, IMPLANT it in ANOHTER...it's not BRAIN SURGERY.

[Deadpool]: I want to DIE. Please KILL ME. [Killebrew]: HA HA HA! He wants...WHOO-HOO! I never heard THAT one before! If I had a PENNY...right A-Man? [Ajax]: HEH HEH HEH! YES, sir...that would be a lot of pennies. [Killebrew]: Let me make this simple for you, Wilson...I know how THICK-HEADED types can be. You FLUNKED out of SUPER HERO SCHOOL yes? I'm the man who COLLECTS the REJECTS...and finds a USE for them...PARTS of them at least. I know that you came to the hospice expecting to DIE with some DIGNITY...but you see, I have WORK to do, IMPORTANT work, and for that I need test subjects. POOF! You're a test subject. [Deadpool]: W-what are you going to do with me? [Killebrew]: To put it BLUNTLY, Mr. Wilson...WHATEVER I WANT. Say Ahhhhhhh....

[Deadpool's autobiographical poem]: How the WORLD WORKS...by Me. There once was a GOOD MAN who lived here. He brushed between meals (BRUSHY BRUSH!) He washed behind his ears. (SCRUBBY SCRUB!) Did the right thing...as a REWARD for years of goodness--BAD THINGS happened. Too BAD to remember. Bad. Bad things led good man AWAY from nice life and SWELL CAR into crummy job BREAKING NOSES for food. (Noses CRUNCH like cereal...SNAP CRACKLE POP) Good man got bad. Snap crack pop. Snap Pop. Man RUNS. Tired of popping. Runs. Runs smack into NEW LIFE. Fell in love with GOOD GIRL in BAD SKIN. (Bad skin TRADE) Now lives in MIDDLE of the road, but sees second chance with bad SKIN...grabs it with both hands, the WORLD rewards his enthusiasm with CANCER. (POP!) No MORE GIRL. Man goes from middle of the road man to GUTTER MAN. Kills OFTEN. KILLS WELL. (Snap NECK. crackle SPINE. Pop EYES.) Bad bad bad, kill, then... ...SHINING KNIGHT in military uniform with bad breath comes to KILLER MAN and tells him he can make CANCER go AWAY. (Cigars) can make HIM into shinning knight too. (Knights with CIGARS and NO CANCER.) Bad man takes this as a SIGN. LAST CHANCE. DROPS bloody bat and grabs on with both hands. Goes to KNIGHT SCHOOL. Flunks Now, cancer on the OUTSIDE to match the INSIDE. BAD and UGLY and DYING. No, not dying, sick-doc won't let him die. (Stay-puff doc...press his BELLY and he LAUGHS) He uses TUMOR-MAN in experiments. He POKES and laughs and no one knows. No one knows. (I hear pop and crackle and snap in ME) We play GAMES with my SKIN. Go POP a lot. The world spins, laughing. Snop. Packle. Crop.

CRAZY [Deadpool thinks he is hallucinating when he sees Death]: It's OFFICIAL...THAT is the sound of my SANITY crumbling. S'funny...I expected my DESCENT into MADNESS to be more...VIOLENT.

ROMANCE/CRAZY/ABUSE/PAST

[Deadpool's first yellow box narration "dear journal"]: Dear JOURNAL...this has been a BAD MONTH. I tried REPEATEDLY to get together with DEATH...but UNFORTUNATELY, she hasn't returned my CALLS. PART of me thinks she really WAS a HALLUCINATION...that I MADE her up. I am ESPECIALLY prone to these thoughts when I'm in the WORKSHOP. I hallucinate a LOT in there...but NEVER of HER. I want to see her again...BADLY. I think about her ALL the time. The ATTENDING is starting to get on my NERVES. He's in my WAY. If I wasn't too busy trying to kill MYSELF, HE'D be first in line for a neck breaking. KILLEBREW comes in a close second. On WEDNESDAY, my body made NOISES I'd never heard before. I also saw BIG BIRD riding GERALD FORD. My odds in the DEADPOOL are now THREE THOUSAND to one. I'm starting to lose HOPE. I can't take much more of this. I have to find a way to see DEATH again. I WILL Find a way. ...Man, times like this I really wish they'd have given me a PEN...it's HARD to keep a JOURNAL in your HEAD.

HERO/PAST [Worm]: You've given them a VOICE. DEFIANT words for all that HATE and frustration and ANGER bottled up inside. To see one of their OWN, going head-to-head with the UNSTOPPABLE FRANCIS...it feels RIGHT. Reminds us what it felt like...when we USED to stand up like MEN. You're...you're a HERO, Wade. [Deadpool]: SHUT UP. You shut your trap and listen GOOD, FREAK. I am NOT a HERO. I don't give a squirt about you or anyone ELSE in this godforsaken place. [Worm]: B-but--WADE, y-you could DO SOMETHING here--make things RIGHT [Deadpool]: The world don't WORK like that, Worm! There is no "right"! Would a place like THIS EXIST if the world was RIGHT?! Would I have gotten CANCER, or been made into a #@*&*$% ODDITY?! No! The world is FLAWED, BROKEN thing that grinds the little guy for breakfast and LAUGHS about it. HOPE...hope is a WASTE of ENERGY. Stop lookin' for HEROES, Worm...no one here but us washouts. [Worm]: You're a SOULLESS *&%#@, you know that, Wilson? [Deadpool]: YES...ask me if I CARE. [Worm]: Listen up, everyone! Odds on Wilson just JUMPED to FIFTY to ONE because his HEART is already DEAD!

Why'd you have to go and DO this, Worm? Now I OWE you. Owe you BIG TIME

PAST/ABUSE/HEALING: [Killebrew]: Pity...I almost figured out what was WRONG with you...you PROBABLY could have BEEN somebody.

[Deadpool, after Ajax rips out his heart, but he's finds he's still standing]: HEALING FACTOR? It doesn't work...my heart...I should be dead...

HEALING/CRAZY/PAST [The start of Deadpool's healing factor is the moment where his mind fully fractures]: Dead, alive, dead. *hnngh* alive....alive...and livin' LARGE? Mama, I don't FEEL right in my HEAD--Feel BURN, BLOOD, BIRTHDAY...can I get a PARTY HAT? Can I get an AMEN? *huff* who, Babe...this is some RUSH...sort of FUNNY thought...I can't even DIE RIGHT. Man, I feel GIDDY...open SESAME bagel...

Oh, wait, that statement was begging for an EXPLANATION, WASN'T it? My BAD, I get so DISTRACTED when people are SCREAMING near me. Allow me to 'SPLAIN...no, that'll take too long...I'll SUM UP instead I think I went a little BONKERS, too, c'est la vie. Wanna go get some JELLO

HEALING/PAST [Deadpool]: You're right, WILSON can't...he's DEAD...but DEADPOOL'S in the house now, Spanky!

HEALING/LOOKS/PAST

[Ajax]: I got you GOOD...m-maybe I d-DIE--but you'll a-always be a FREAK... [Deadpool catches his reflection in the mirror]: I don't get it...the HEALING FACTOR is turned up to ELEVEN...my face should be...I should be NORMAL...Heh, that's FUNNY...Oh well, not my problem anymore.

HERO [Deadpool learns that he is being asked by the ghosts to kill Ajax, even though he hasn't killed anyone for a while and doesn't want to kill anymore]