Feb 18, 2020
When I die, I don't want to be buried or cremated. I want 120 pounds of cement chained to my ankles, and for my loved ones to throw me from a bridge. Body and all just, *whoosh* you know?
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When I die, I don't want to be buried or cremated. I want 120 pounds of cement chained to my ankles, and for my loved ones to throw me from a bridge. Body and all just, *whoosh* you know?
Just saying: if I were to kill myself then technically all my problems would be fixed
Me: death, death! Kill me
Death: um, OK
Me: wait, wait... i was just kidding!
Death: Lmao!, but you still gonna die mother fucker.
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ah thank you so much !! that’s so kind, you’re making me smile dear ! :o)
Um sorriso é sempre alternativa pra tudo, mesmo sendo falso. E é necessario ter um pouquinho... De CAOS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! #TheJoker #EvilLaugh #HeathLedgerJoker #DeathJoke
I love how when I walk down the steps to the school smiling while looking at my phone, my friends just automatically assume I’m laughing at or making a death joke.
*Single tear while laughing maniacally*