i know your blog is for, like, important stuff, and real issues, and stegosauruses, but i have highly dangerous suspicions that horses are aliens. you know how people are like, oh, what if huumans are the real aliens~ but we are far too fitting to our environment, its unlikely. horses, on the other hand, probably have so many issues, because OUR GRAVITY?!?!... thank u for your time ur a gift to this earth
If I’m a gift you should have probably kept the receipt.
If, as you suggest, horses are aliens, then there are two facts to consider.
They did not get here on their own. They’re too dumb for interstellar space travel.
They are not here by accident.
Which frankly brings up more concerning thoughts about who or what brought horses here in the first place, and what is their motive?
/jokepost,
