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“ OH, let’s dance then BOWLEGS-- steel cage match son ! i am about to get SAVAGE ! taking you to greet the UNDERTAKER ! you are gonna be STONE COLD ! -- . . . these wrestling puns doing anything to rattle your boots or should i stop . . . ? “ ( call out post @deathriddled )
♡ dean demands one too
♡ Send me a ship ( romantic or platonic ! ) and I’ll tell you …
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: both of them do it at the same time & then look at each other like they are the dumbest person on the planet.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: jordan. except she does it with hers & sam’s initials to make dean uncomfortable.
Who starts the tickle fights: dean. the closer she is the more advantage he has bc he’s bigger & she can’t get away. WAR TACTICS.
Who starts the pillow fights: jordan in a desperate attempt to win the war & add length to her tiny arm strike radius.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: dean. he doesn’t sleep too much …
Who mistakes salt for sugar: dean please pay attention to the things you put in your body.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: whoever is doing it better hurry the fuck up with the popcorn tbh.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: always dean. he probably tests them out on her, which is awful bc she just ugly snort laughs at every single one.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: a wild sam appears.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: dean. it’s one of those fond childish little things that she knows he didn’t get to enjoy for long.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: jordan. there have been a few face doodle incidents …
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: dean brings back jordan at least one magnet from somewhere he goes whenever he’s gone for extended periods.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: dean always poses them as a joke but he’s actually lowkey curious what they’ll get.
@deathriddled
“ cuh-REEP-a-ROONIE. jeez, why don’t GHOSTS ever haunt 5 star hotels? preferably ones with complimentary breakfast & those fancy individually wrapped soaps. -- i mean, no wonder it’s so PISSED look at this TIN CAN. so not afterlife chic. “
