My Boyfriend pissing and yelling in the woods
C: “I MEAN WHEN I DON’T NEED TO LEAN I JUST GO WHOOOOOOO!”
Me: *WHEEZING*
C: “IF I DON’T HAVE A TOILET BOWL TO AIM AT I CAN GO FREE STYLE! I COULD EVEN HELICOPTER MY DICK IF I WANTED!
Me: *bent over wheezing in laughter*











