#decastration

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♢   ♢   ♢  starter for @decastration​ !

                 ❝ it’s before nine am on a saturday, so don’t bullshit me. ❞   she mutters into her coffee cup, walking up slowly to the park bench where he sits, as pigeons scatter over the fallen autumn leaves into the air around them. it’s a pleasant morning by city standards, no crime scene partitions or tape anywhere, within view at least. glancing down for a moment and leaning forward, selina runs her hands along the empty space on the bench next to crane before sitting, brushing a few leaves away with a flourish.

                      ❝ and if this gets dull,  i can tell you exactly how much you owe me in bottled mineral water supplies. since you’re the reason i don’t drink gotham tap water any more… ❞

[brokentoys]

This is why Ed has Abandonment Issues

[witchcastration]

                ❝  SAUCE MAY CONTAIN FEAR TOXIN. ❞

                             Indie Jonathan Crane, destroyed by Facebones ( @decastration )

[archaievist]

“Will people please stop flirting with my dad?”

[archaievist]

“Do I need to get the spray bottle out?”

[archaievist]

@decastration | 🎓

Send 🎓 to meet my muse in their collage years

If she's not in class, the quad, or her dorm, Elizabeth Kraven can be found in the campus library. Today she's perusing the section about sea life, in an attempt to make herself less homesick. At the young age of 18, it's her first time living away from home and she's having trouble adjusting.

She's about to leave the aisle when she sees a familiar figure at the end. It's one of her professors. His class wasn't required for her degree, quite the opposite, but it interested her none the less so she took it as an elective.

"Hi Dr. Crane!" she says enthusiastically, "did you need to get past me?"

[witchcastration]

SMACKS U WITH DA HART GIMME DA FUCKIN GAY U PEA

If we kissed? [ x ] Quickie.[] Tongue.[ x ] Long and meaningful.[] Let’s hit up the bedroom.[] You remember last time?[] Awkward…[] Lol no.Would I go out with you?[ x ] Yes, definitely.[] No.[] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.[] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family.[] You’re cute, but probably not.[] Just simply not my type.[] If I knew you better.[ x ] Already did.[] I don’t know.If we took a picture together, we’d be…[ x ] Hugging each other.[ x ] Just chilling.[] Holding hands.[] Kissing.[] Acting dumb.[] Normal picture.[ x ] You holding me from behind.You are…[] Cute/Pretty.[] Good looking.[] Sexy.[ x ] All of the above You + me + room = …[] Movies.[] Cuddling.[] Hanging out.[] Kissing.[] Playing games.[ x ] Everything.[] Wouldn’t let you in.You should…[] Hit me up.[] Be mine.[ x ] Marry me.[ x ] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.[] be studyingIf we got married, I’d…[] Divorce you.[ x ] Make kids.[] Take your money and bounce.[] Smash every day.[] I would cheat on you.[ x ] Be faithful.[] Kill you in your sleep [] We wouldn’t

[badclown]

{ form descends underneath } her desk, an anticipatory response dripping with promise. jonathan settles on your knees, fingers crack & twitch as the splay apart her legs. hands find themselves sliding upwards, brushing over delicate skin. " ... my, my, who'd of thought you'd get me on my knees. so, which first? surprise me. "

She likes the sight of @decastration there, but his casual tone is ruining the mood. As much as she's already filled to the brim with the mental image of him lapping every drop of her up, it's just not worth it if he's got the wrong attitude about it. An irritated sigh and she leans back into the supple velvet of her tufted office chair. This does two things: firstly, it shows Jonathan that she's not wearing any underwear and gives him a full view of her, her skirt bunched up around her hips. Second, it shifted her center of gravity so that it became easy to lift her right foot and place it firmly on his left shoulder, the flat of her shoe landing against his clavicle and the stiletto heel digging sharply into the top of his chest.

"That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn knees." He can see from her expression that if he plays his cards wrong, this might not go the way he thinks. "Now, what's the MAGIC WORD ??"