Family Prompts: Twins
✰ “Can you bleach your hair? I wanna see if it'd look good on me but don't want to fuck up my hair.”
✰ “Hey, honey.” “Nope, wrong twin.” “Ah, fuck. Sorry.”
✰ “How did you two turn out so differently?” “Golly Gee, it's almost like we're not the same person and have indepent free will!”
✰ “I'm the older sibling!” “By like 7 minutes!” “Best 7 minutes of my life!”
✰ “It must be hard being the ugly twin.” “What the fuck did you just say to my twin?”
✰ “So, do you two finish each other's sentences too?” “We're twins, not psychic.”
✰ “Stop stealing my fucking clothes!” “They look better on me anyway.” “That doesn't even make sense!”
✰ “Where are you going? You are grounded!” “What? Mom, it's me. You grounded [twin]!”
✰ “Wow, you look so much alike!” “Yeah, that's… the point.”
✰ “You ever considered getting a piercing?” “Oh, no. My twin did that, it does not suit us.”
[Prompt Calender: December 18th, National Twin Day]
