hello! Pretty Please feed my Decepticon hungry soul? can we get more reader x Decepticon harem?
Request Brought to you by the weird Anon-
I went a more fluffy route if that’s okay! Some hints if lewd acts near the end, but nothing graphic or descriptive.
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Your schedule is always filled, always so busy making you rounds to spend equal amounts of time with your lovers. You’re sitting on Thundercracker’s shoulder as he writes something, Starscream ranting in the background, and Skywarp seemingly distracted, which you don’t blame him.
“All I’m saying is maybe if the fool is too incompetent to copy simple reports, why should I have to clean up this mess? I am far too great for such simple work!”
You try to stifle your laugh but it comes out as a snort. Thundercracker looks at you, smile on his derma at such a cute sound, until it’s ruined by swiftly approaching pede steps. Looking to the side, you’re greeted by Starscream’s scowl, yet such an expression doesn’t phase you, not anymore.
“And what’s so funny, human?”
Oh, he’s pulling out the big guns you see, well two can play that game. You stand from your spot and carefully walk towards the end of the blue seeker’s shoulder, standing right in front of Starscream’s angry face.
Just to lean forward and kiss the tip of his nose.
You chuckle watching his wings shoot up sticking up in the air as he begins to sputter, his face plate heating up as he tries to collect himself but is failing terribly.
“Better, my star?” You’re trying so hard not to cackle at the horrible wheezing sound he makes.
“F-fine, I am beyond fine, even!”
You turn your head at the sound of a pitiful whine, and see Thundercracker looking at you with a playful pout.
“Aw, don’t I get a kiss, little light?” He’s been so good, surely he deserves a little reward, right?
“Hey wait, I should get a kiss too!” Within a blink of an eye Skywarp is in front of you, shoving Starscream out of the way, who lets out an offended squawk just to shove the purple seeker away.
As those two begin their bickering, you walk closer to Thundercracker’s faceplate, and begin leaving small kisses everywhere you could reach on him. He chuckles, face flushed blue with energon as his wings twitch up and down behind him, showing his joy.
“Hey that's no fair, I only got one!”
“One? I’ve gotten none, you scrapheap!”
“What is the meaning of this!”
You four jump into silence at the booming yell of Megatorn’s voice, his red optics narrow at you four clearly awaiting an answer.
“Lord Megatron we were just-“
“We didn’t mean-“
“I’m sorry Megs, it was my fault for distracting them from their work.” You quickly interject, not wanting your seekers to get in trouble for you fooling around.
Though you know Megatron sees right through you, you know he has the evidence to prove it and power to ignore your words, yet you’ve wormed your way into this old mech’s spark, how could he deny you when you’re looking at him so pitifully?
He rolls his optics before approaching you, his thudding pedes reminding you and the seekers in the room who's really in charge, even if Starscream would like to argue.
“Fine, but that means you’re coming with me so these fools can return to their work.” The larger con carefully picks you up from Thundercracker’s shoulder, gingerly holding you in his servo, before turning to leave.
Ignoring Starscream’s loud complaining and Skywarp’s soft agreement. Once the door closes behind you two, you look up at your Conjunx(as he calls you) and smile up at him, chuckling as he huffs.
“You’re lucky you’re cute.”
You nuzzle your cheek into his thumb, still grinning up at him.
“What, can’t I show my consorts affection too?”
“Tsk, you’re more of a distraction, it’s a wonder how any of them get any work done with you around.” His tone to you was teasing, despite his low speech.
“Hey, I’ll have you know, Soundwave says he gets more work done when I’m around, so I think that’s just a them issue.”
Megatron gives you a small smile, his expression so tender as he looks at you. Carefully he moves you to his shoulder, humming contently as you nuzzle against his helm.
“You certainly are an odd human.”
“So you’ve told me.” You kiss his cheek, grinning ear to ear as you watch his cheeks flush faintly, almost missing such a rare sight from the great and powerful Megatron.
“It’s a miracle you still have your ability to walk and sass me.” He speaks, pausing mid step to open the door to the cockpit.
you playfully gasp, pretending to clutch a necklace you don’t even have, “Lord Megatron, how dirty of you.”
the large mech chuckles, walking through the room and passing a few of your needier beloveds.
you mutely wave at Soundwave when you see him looking at you, though you know he can’t complain, he got to have you in his habsuite last cycle, despite how obvious it is he wants to hold you once more, with Rumble and Frenzy not far behind on that sentiment. You have to try so hard not to giggle, watching the two cassettes struggle to eject so they could have a chance to have you.
Shockwave glances at you perched cutely on the Leader’s shoulder, and makes an unamused hum, the scientist was always one to grab and touch you, still wanting to know more and it never being enough, one could say he’s grown addicted.
though he hates sharing, it puts a wrench in his plans.
especially when he can hear the rest of the foolish crew rushing, as soon as they hear you’re no longer in a private room.
He narrows his optic, as does Soundwave and Megatron, when the door is ripped open, revealing several more decepticons, who all try to act like they weren’t sprinting through the halls to get to you.
Yeah, being the Decepticons' lover wasn’t a bad thing.
