#declarations of black

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Potions was a lovely class.

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It’s weirdly easier to understand here. I have been inspired. Making my own potion recipe tonight!

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HE KEEPS TAKING THE BELLS DOWN AND I AM GOING TO HEX HIM AT THIS POINT!

THE BELLS STAY UP!

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I uh… may have fucked up, trying to set this up.

Uh.

I’m stuck in the Forbidden Forest, hiding.

SEND HELP!

MY BROOM’S BROKE!

[aurorablackbeplotting]

I don’t like my Auntie Ursula, but why are so many people asking if she’s willing to cheat???

The woman has enough issues.

It’s grossing me out.

People are propositioning my Auntie Ursula of all people.

This is worse than that time that I walked in on two drunk professors while I was still at Beauxbatons.

[aurorablackbeplotting]

Have you found anything embarrassing in the headmasters office?

I think he burns most the embarrassing stuff he can telling by how well used this fire place is.

Uh… got some wart treatments, ew. Stache cream, predictable.

Niffler treats???

I thought that he hated that damn thing.

I have set my glitter bomb.

Oh shit-

I think Weasley’s caught on. Uh… Under the desk and disillusionment should work???

[aurorablackbeplotting]

Uh.

The password probably has something to do with the Black family, knowing the Headmaster.

Any catchphrases that you guys have?

Like fuck the mudbloods, we’re awesome? But in French? Cuz you guys always go ouí ouí bonjour?

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I don’t like you.

But yes, we do have a family motto and it is in French. It is unfortunately in the same nature as “Fuck the…” that word.

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We don’t… it’s not…

I’m going to ignore that last part.

It is “Always pure,” because we’re hypocrites, and it’s French. So it is “Toujours pur.”

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YOU DIDN’T EVEN SPELL OUI RIGHT! HOW DO YOU MESS UP OUI?!?!?!

AND WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT?!

[aurorablackbeplotting]

Hahahaha, yaas, plz have dig around in his office that would be fun! You could hide his moustache paste lol. Have a look through his personal things. Transfigure his underpants to a pink colour idk. I guess you gonna be creative anyways.

I’m going go make his moustache paste force him to only be able to tell the most ridiculous and easily detectable of lies when he tells them. I’ll find a way.

I also like the underwear idea, but I’m also going to make them itchy.

I am mad at him for these rumors, and for refusing to have a concrete verdict of no towards them. I may not like Auntie Ursula, but she doesn’t deserve that.

This man will be metaphorically dragged through town square.

[aurorablackbeplotting]

I hear people in the corridors talk about your uncle having an affair. Do you know anything? I can‘t imagine him being… romantically involved, ewwwww. But maybe you could use that to play a prank as well🤷🏻‍♀️😈

Oh ho hoooo. I have heard. I feel bad for the mistress and my aunt if this is true though. He can’t be much for a good time, and cheating’s just kind of nasty.

So uh, yeah. He’s earned the retribution. He’s earned the worst of it. I will be locating more things.

I will be charming scissors for no particular reason.