Jul 16, 2020
“ Looks like ye’re havin’ some trouble d’ere - here, step on aside, lemme lend ya a hand! ”
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“ Looks like ye’re havin’ some trouble d’ere - here, step on aside, lemme lend ya a hand! ”
“ I miss Dedede. ”
“ STOP TELLIN’ PEOPLE I’M DEAD!!! ”
“ Sometimes I still hear his voice... ”
“ ... Ggh... egggh... ain’t... gonna cry... I-I...! ”
It was just too much. It was just too much. He’d just wanted to put his all into it, to face this on and let nothing slow him down, and now...
“ OH FUHGEDDIT! Ah ain’t cuttin’ no more o’ these! ” Flips the cutting board with freshly-cut onions away and stomps away from the scene. “ Do ah look like I’m made f’ kitchen duty? I’m an eatah, ain’t no chef! ”
“ - Wha’s this Eeko Boca thing y’all’re goin’ on ‘bout? ”
“ Hoo-whee! Weegee can play it scaredy all ‘e wants, ah can’t give ‘im an inch out there ‘fore he comes runnin’ in! ”
“ Ah swear some o’ these fellas ‘re gettin’ stronger - ‘m gonna hafta make sure ah don’t fall behind! ‘tween that gun gal ‘n that axe kid, ‘n Lucas there... they best not start gettin’ cocky if they don’t wanna see m’ hammer knock ‘em down! ” I think that hammer is exactly why they’re not getting cocky, actually. That and your bullying ways.
🗝 One for your Dedede?
" Can't say ah respect ya tryna snag my secrets out from mah royal mouth, but ain't like there's anythin' to take! "
“ Dis king here ain’t one f’ secrets - ah wear mah big ol’ heart on mah big ol’ sleeves! Heck, maybe if ya caught me when ah was younga’ you mighta got somethin’ outta me, but too bad! Ain’t like ah’ve got mah fear of p’ssessin’ to go on ‘bout, or how ah can’t stand lookin’ at spidah’s no more, how much ah love mah Waddle Dee buddies... and ‘specially ain’t got nothin’ ta’ say ‘bout how much happia’ I am wit’ Kirby ‘round as mah friend, since ah used to be kinda lonely wit’ me ‘n mah Waddle Dees alone! Ya ain’t gonna get a word ‘bout any o’ dat! ”
“ Keheheheh-HEH! Sounds t’ me like ya picked the wrong king ta’ pick on! ”
@hal-in-the-family // Dedede is Already Perfect and has no secrets sorry
“ DANGNABBIT AH SAID T’ LEAVE ME OUTTA DIS ONE! GETCHA EARS IN CHECK! ”
“ Oi, HAL. Y’all wanna do me a favo’ and lemme keep m’ mind wit’out someone messin’ wit’ it this time ‘round? ”
“ Got m’self enough trauma in da noggin, think ah could go wit’out addin’ anymo’ to the pile. Thanks in advance! ”