I know we all like to talk about techno’s reaction to ranboo and tubbo getting married, but in reality he’s probably just going to say “heh?!?” and it will be funnier and more in character than anything we can come up with


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I know we all like to talk about techno’s reaction to ranboo and tubbo getting married, but in reality he’s probably just going to say “heh?!?” and it will be funnier and more in character than anything we can come up with
Ranboo: *making overdramatic sounds and whines like a puppy cause his pc died* *most of the sounds being incomprehensionable*
Ranboo without warning: “ANYWAYS CAN I GET SOME TWITCH PRIMES FOR SAM’S DEATH”
Had an idea with people thinking techno is a piglin, but he’s just a normal pig, but with Michael
takes place in an au where techno knows and is fine with Ranboo’s son and marriage, because simplicity
So in this Michael is basically doing the baby babble thing, and Techno does the rational thing and responds back with pig like noises. It’s like when a baby makes a random noise and you repeat it. Well, this taken completely out of context and people think he’s communicating in piglin
While there might be similarities tonal wise, they are completely different languages. Techno doesn’t bother to correct them because it has been beneficial for people to think he’s a piglin. He typically doesn’t correct people and let them assume.
This continues on to the point of techno and Michael having a very basic form of communication with pig like grunts. It could even be a mixture of like 3 year old’s understanding of piglin and techno’s pig language. Eventually all gets revealed when they see Michael try to communicate with a pig, or someone listens to a pig and connects the dots
is this mostly crackau type stuff? Most likely, but it is almost midnight and i think deserve to make a ridiculous headcanon
Technoblade just confirming that he’s watching Ranboo’s stream I’m dying
Ranboo: *says anything*
Techno, logs into minecraft: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT-”
don't even want to mention how long this took me
[ID: Handshake over a light blue background. The left hand is black and over it says "c! Ranboo". The right hand is pale and says "c!Tommy". Where the hands meet has says "fandom hc they were raised in a lab".
End ID]
Most people: “Oh my god Ranboo is becoming Dream!”
Me, wiping away tears: “Big Law would be so proud of you”
Tubbo: falls asleep
Ranboo, without hesitating: “Tubbo is dead and I get his channel because he lost during chess”
Twitch chat: “CRAB RAVE”
I’m going to laugh so hard if c!Dream does have the revive book but it just doesn’t work. It would be hilarious if Schlatt scammed him, but also beautiful too
The line “If you can’t kill me does that make me a god?” really hit me. He’s just a guy who wants to be in control. He wants people to think he’s invincible, but he’s not. He wouldn’t need all of these crafty strategies. He tricks people into thinking that he has leverage that doesn’t exist. Planning on killing Tubbo anyways was a mistake, because it means even his threats can’t be trusted. He lives in a hollow castle and paints over where it crumbles
People talk about Ranboo being the next Dream, which is possible, but I think Dream is the next Schlatt. Schlatt’s power crumbled similar to how Dream’s did. Their allies were there to fight against them. At the end Schlatt knew what was happening and made sure they knew too, but Dream isn’t ready to lose. Schlatt’s death would not get rid of his imprint, but everything Dream has would be gone.
I think it all really depends on if we see the cat again. That cat did not belong there. It could be a hallucination, it could represent the cat disc, or it could be something else entirely. The decision to kill Tommy was too sudden, very impulsive. Was Tommy no longer worth it, was it to show power over everyone, will he revive Tommy? (that seems like another post worth of theories tbh). If the cat is there then dream definitely has the ability to bring people back to life. If it’s not there then either dream can’t or certain expensive items will be needed. Honestly I think that it’ll have to be things precious to the dead.
In summary Dream and Schlatt are those coworkers that at first are pretty chill, but once they become managers make your life a living hell