Jan 17, 2021
Technoblade just confirming that he’s watching Ranboo’s stream I’m dying
Ranboo: *says anything*
Techno, logs into minecraft: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT-”
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from France
seen from Netherlands
seen from Latvia
seen from Netherlands
seen from Malaysia
seen from Poland
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from Poland
seen from T1
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Italy
seen from Russia
seen from Netherlands
seen from Australia
seen from Poland
Technoblade just confirming that he’s watching Ranboo’s stream I’m dying
Ranboo: *says anything*
Techno, logs into minecraft: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT-”
The Fast food wars of 2077
Nords. Personal project
Tubbo: falls asleep
Ranboo, without hesitating: “Tubbo is dead and I get his channel because he lost during chess”
Twitch chat: “CRAB RAVE”
Tubbo: “They were so good Ranboo, they were so good.”
Ranboo, no hesitation: “Why do you say that as if you played more than one person?”
Tubbo: “........Fundy was so good”
Technoblade: is literally an English major and a greek mythology fan
Technoblade: “Let’s anger the god!”
It’s 2022 and you’re wearing Ranboo merch. Suddenly an impossibly tall creature runs towards you with record breaking speed as a much smaller creature holds out a multitool
Before you can react they get close to you and the small one cuts off the tall ones mask, revealing none other than Ranboo
His face is the last thing you see before dying of shock
Tubbo, at the mention of Ranboo still growing: *casually flips out pocket knife* “I’ll make you stop”
Me, a very short person: “I’ll help you hold him down Tubbo.”