SolSchem

Mainly blogs about blockmen, but when I'm not it's completely random and without reason

[qarameiio]

old gods  / /  death and bloodshed

[mouvee]

techno: i have been asked to visit the most feared man in the server in prison and i currently owe this man a favor for saving my life

philza: there is a mysterious forest appearing outside my home and it’s remind me of something familiar.. it reminds me of... her

niki: i’ve just discovered the man i once trusted with my entire heart and soul and who brutally betrayed that trust has returned from the dead

ranboo: dear diary, today i learned that gender is a thing

[hottestthingalive]

ok ok ok but between this post, the ‘wilbur adopts tommy as a brother but phil does not adopt tommy as a son’ hcs, and the fact that tubbo’s semi-canonical box adoption happened when he was found by both phil and wilbur, i’ve realized that c!phil is not actually the serial child adopter you’ve all thought of him as at all. he’s just wilbur’s dad, and unfortunately for phil’s mental stability, c!wilbur looks at random bloodthirsty children with a penchant for mass destruction and decides they’re his new siblings without ever consulting his father on the matter.

[hottestthingalive]

wilbur has a tendency to just find animals and beg phil to keep them as pets and phil’s become numb to it and so when wilbur says behind him, “look, phil, meet techno! he’s a pig! can we keep him?” phil says “okay, you just have to feed him and take care of him-” and then finally turns around and realizes wilbur is standing next to an anthropomorphic pig child, and not, in fact, a pig. wilbur decides techno is his brother three hours into knowing him. phil is a pushover and can’t bear to crush wil’s hopes and dreams. techno is just going along with it.

[hottestthingalive]

wilbur knows that something is stealing food from their trash cans, and thinks it’s a raccoon. wilbur is also a kindhearted dumbass, and leaves out food for the raccoon. he hides on the porch to see it. it is not a raccoon. it is a feral blond child. wilbur hides said child (aka tommy) in his closet for a week before phil finds him, at which point wilbur tells phil and techno that tommy is his new brother. phil takes one look at tommy, and starts giving wilbur the “you have to feed it and take care of it” lecture while techno pokes tommy with a stick.

[hottestthingalive]

phil and wilbur find a small child sitting in a box one day, and wilbur takes one look at him and says “look, phil, a new brother!” and phil, so done, raising one child and having to parent two others out of necessity, sees a small toddler who is very cute and seems sweet and regular and thinks “finally, wil picks a normal one.” they bring tubbo home, and the next day phil’s one hope for wilbur’s taste in adopted siblings goes up in flames, dying with the swingset after tubbo builds a tnt cannon using spare parts and blows it up accidentally. wilbur and techno are delighted. tommy thinks tubbo is epic. phil invests in copious quantities of coffee.

[hottestthingalive]

phil, jaded, old, and retired, expected all of the accruement of new family members to stop after wilbur’s death. he’d suspected fundy might be like wilbur, and had watched him fearfully, but fundy has not yet adopted any siblings and so phil felt safe. and then he’s introduced to michael, whom tubbo and ranboo cheerfully declare he is the grandfather? of, and phil looks into tubbo’s eyes and realizes with some horror that it wasn’t fundy who took after wilbur at all, but tubbo ‘i acquire father and older sibling figures like i’m collecting pokemon cards’ underscore.

[wolfythewitch]

What is life but defiance of death?

[solschem]

don't even want to mention how long this took me

[ID: Handshake over a light blue background. The left hand is black and over it says "c! Ranboo". The right hand is pale and says "c!Tommy". Where the hands meet has says "fandom hc they were raised in a lab".

End ID]

[sp-ud]

c!ranboo was totally made in a lab. hear me out.

cw// vague mention of child experimentation, talk about the experiments c!ranboo does himself

a perfect 50/50 split of hybrid-ness would practically never naturally occur, because theres always going to be dominant and recessive traits. but as far as we can tell, ranboo genetically is at least very close if not a perfect split of enderman and whatever his other half is. it would make sense to for him to be the result of a scientific experiment.

his memory issues may be a side effect of the two halves clashing. which might explain why when he enderwalks, aka something skewed towards his enderman side, has all of his memories, but in his normal state where he's back to being 50/50, he cant remember everything. this would theoretically mean whatever the other half is might be something that would have zero memory retention.

another piece of evidence towards this is something he said during his march 2nd stream, which was his stream after c!tommy's death where he also canonized the tear scars.

"I can never forget people.... except for those- I usually can't forget people."

he says he cant forget people "except for those" which to me implies he's talking about people who've done a specific thing to him. what if this specific thing is experiments from the people who created him? it's implied he usually forgets traumatic/stressful things, what's more stressful than being experimented on as a child?

him being made in a lab would also explain his whole "if i have parents I cant remember them" thing, he says he doesn't forget people but he's forgotten his parents. wouldn't this put them into the same group as "except for those" which based on this hc/theory would make them scientists. it also would explain why he might not be able to pin down exactly who in his memories his parents are, because he was raised by a whole team of scientists, not any kind of nuclear family.

and finally, my most recent piece of evidence. his own willingness to experiment on himself. and for it to be successful and for him to do it in a professional manner. he has 43 pages of experiments and found a solution. he knew how to properly set up a lab and record his findings and everything. he may not remember where he learned these skills, but he clearly has them.

tldr: c!ranboo was made in a lab. trust me on this. mans came from test tube.

[lemonberry-conda-deactivated202]

O OOO THIS IS SO GOOD, I dunno if Ranboo was in-character when he showed off his silk touch to Tubbo and Jack but it would explain his reaction when they said they wanted to experiment on him, he's used to being a lab rat but that doesn't mean he enjoyed it.

[sp-ud]

holy shit it would explain it. and the whole thing with tubbo and the electric chair. and the whole thing with fundy also wanting to experiment.

there's probably so many other instances like this that support my theory that im forgetting.

[sp-ud]

[latestageyouth]

HANDS!!!! HAND PRACTICE!!!!

(click fr better quality)

[vtinesday]

Ooohh !!!! Op can you explain the causes of the define features and scars from the art ??? I’m so curious on tubbo’s missing nail :000

[latestageyouth]

NFNSNDSNS OF COURSE

tommy - hes a tall motherfucker! hes gonna have long hands! the burns are from the first lmanberg explosion, cuz i think that was the one he was the most affected by (mentally and physically). he also has some scars from, yknow, being a child solider. i was originally gonna add more but i felt like that wouldve been too overwhelming, so i traded it for a bee band aid on his finger to give a more lighthearted feel to it and give off the clingyduo vibes :)

tubbo - the burn scars are from the firework execution, as are the lost fingers. i imagine tubbo would try to shield himself with his hands and get them hurt. there is some of that white shit you get om your fingernails when you have a deficiency in vitamind and stuff, which is just s little nod to him not taking care of himself and i didnt rlly expect anyone to notice it. the ring is obvious!! he has a husband!! he also has moles on his hands bc i have some and god damn it it kinda seemed too bland without them. i wanted his hands to be cluttered and worn out.

ranboo - im not gonna pass up on opportunity to draw some fucky inhuman hands. i gave him only 4 fingers cuz i dont want him getting too greedy smh /j. i always imagined enderman to have these long bony hands, so thats what i did with ranboo! he also has a ring, which is kind of a tight fit in the drawing to try to show the size difference i mean ranboos like fucking what?? 8 foot tall??? ranboo also dropped both red and green dye before in place of his “blood” so i tried to show that with the overexaggerated blush.

[vtinesday]

YOOO BANGER OP ART WOO !!! I REALLY LOVE THE DESIGN OMG AND I NEVER THINK ABOUT TUBBO’S MISSING NAILS AT ALL BUT NOW YOU OPEN A NEW PATH FOR ME AHHAHAHA ILY OP THANK YOU

[hostilemuppet]

sam in his office in las nevadas trying to do paper work but he cant focus bc he keeps hearing this goopy noise so he checks it out and purpled is just beating the shit out of slimecicle bc hes made of slime and cant feel pain and purpled needs the stress relief

[hostilemuppet]

you know the spongebob episode where spongebob is getting bullied and when he actually gets punched by the guy it just tickles so the guy keeps punching him over and over until hes so exhausted he passes out. thats what happened with purpled and slimecicle

[skitter-kitter]

Sam isn’t paid enough to break up the fight

[hostilemuppet]

Finally someone who gets it

[rocking-space-dragon]

Listen.

Do I want c! Technoblade to die? Not particularly.

HOWEVER

Do I want c! Philza to go fucking full-on angel of death?

ABSOLUTELY.

I wanna see Philza, ancient, immortal adventurer, hunting down the person who DARED to try and take away one of the only people he's truly close to.

I wanna see Philza using that quiet, dangerous voice to ask a simple "Where are they."

[morningsaidthemoon]

hc via my sister @ademonwithinternet :D

[doorstoplord]

have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did

[doorstoplord]

okay so

my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named Hisser. Hisser would occasionally be taken out to crawl and he was held by kids and when there were fire alarms Hisser was taken along, usually to his chagrin. 

This was one of those days where we had in class work time and most of us were just chilling and so Mr. A got Hisser out and started passing him around.

Every girl student that he came to, he would immediately snuggle up to, wrap around their arms, and get cozy. With boy students, he would just sort of sit in the coiled lump that he’d been handed in. This was true with just about every single student, and Mr. A said that Hisser likes girls a lot better than guys and this has been thoroughly proven by Hisser’s attitude.

Then Hisser was handed to me. He was a loveable cold scaley rope as you would expect, but he didn’t coil around my arms. He didn’t get cozy. He just sat there. And Mr. Anderson said, “Huh. That’s weird. He usually likes girls.” 

I passed the snake to my friend and surely enough, Hisser wrapped around her arms and got cozy. 

I came out as a trans guy about 7-8 years later, and just recently realized that Hisser was right about me not being a girl all along. 

I’ve also decided that whenever anyone asks me “Why I think I’m a boy,” which is my LEAST favorite question ever, I’ll just tell them that a snake told me a long time ago. 

[apple-dandy]

[mrhotdog95]

i may be cringe but. i am free

[biggestgrianfan]

AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RFSEGHAJKSDFNBHSGYIAJFKJNBFDSYGIAHLJDNBFHIUODSFHFBGKGSDFJFNKDGSJDFBISUJKFNM,G AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ALSO OH MY GOD PHILS LITTLE HEART EARRING AAA

[oriocookie]

just found out pigs are red-green colorblind which would be Hilarious for techno if redza shows up

[ectoblast]

[axolotldrevm-deactivated2022101]

since technos long server absences have been canonized as “hybernation” and the last genuine lore stream he streamed was the syndicate stream, does that mean all the social interaction was just way too much for techno and he just went back home and passed out immediately after the syndicate meeting because if so. solidarity

[rainboas]

tumblr dream smp discourse is hilarious. the political science majors are having a field day dissecting this minecraft roleplay

[beacon-lamp]

everyone is collectively chasing the euphoria of being Right in ap english lit class except it’s minecraft roleplay

[scarletmeer]

Ah yes, If I write this long analysis post on characterization and have a thoughtful take on dream smp characters I will get a good grade in Fandom, something that is both normal and possible to achieve,

[considermygenderminecrafted]

When Wilbur stopped writing back

Phil joined the SMP because Wilbur stopped writing him letters,,, so I wrote a song about it

Lyrics

Did you get my letter? Did you forget to reply? Did you you get my letter? Cause I've not heard from you in while.

And I hope that you're out there causing trouble and its to fun to pick up a pen And I hope that things all got better Ill love you no matter what you send

But did you get my letters Cause it's been a while since ive heard Even if it's just talkin weather I'd love it if you gave a me word

I know that you've been busy And I don't wanna assume the worst But son this can't go on forever If you need me then just send word

So son just write me back a letter I'll give it another week or two But if things aren't looking much better, I might just have to come to you

Do pages of parchment lie unopened in chests? If I visit your cave will I find them unsent? Did you read them, or are the words forever unsaid? If I reread them now will you leave my head,

So did you get my letters? Did you read but never reply? Cause I meant every word of those letters I'll love you till the day I die

[considermygenderminecrafted]

IM GOING THROUGH IT

[lavilavlove-deactivated20220903]

Dinner is gonna be fun tonight in the Arctic household