Oct 28, 2014
*sees a commercial about a snowy christmas while in Florida*
are you mocking me
seen from France
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Belarus
seen from United States
seen from United States
*sees a commercial about a snowy christmas while in Florida*
are you mocking me
I went to walmart at one in the morning. Never go to walmart at one in the morning.
deedsratherthanwords
james decided to start reading beowulf in the original old english to make a point about how shakespearean english isn't old english despite me already knowing this and he sounds like a fucking viking
so james has a work friend over and they're watching the conjuring and all i hear is "*casual conversation, occasional jokes, SHRILL SCREAMING*
James: Where did it come from?
Me: Where did it go?
James: *sighs and rolls eyes*
james suggests we watch In Bruges after finishing Killing Bono
five minutes later we're yelling "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT"
james clocks off in five minutes and it just started pouring
prayer circle that he remembered his umbrella
thewanderingdreamer replied to your photo:I literally bought the cart thing with my...
you also got a potato masher, is that specifically for the potatoes from hell?
yes
i got a double potato masher just for them