its officially midnight which means forget christmas it’s andy day. it’s been awhile since i’ve gone full soft on main and im gonna do that but first of all two things: how are you so fucking hot and where is this jacket? can i have it? thanks! @ghostsofohio
okay wow hi where do i even start? first of all, i think today is now my new favorite day of the year (even more than timmy day, can you believe that?) because on this day, 29 years ago the universe got you and there’s no way you can convince me that this isn’t the best thing that’s ever happened to the universe. and i don’t think it was a coincidence that the universe gave you me essentially exactly 5 years later but you already know my theory about the universe making me just for you.
i know i joke about making things about me a lot, but ever since we met everything has sorta revolved around you for me, hasn’t it? it probably seems like you’ve been wrapped around my finger all this time and maybe you have and i don’t say this as often -- but my entire world has been on your string since i awkwardly knocked on the door of that hotel room. i never really thought that having my life so wrapped around someone elses life would get me anywhere, i always thought that, at least while i was young, i had to do my own thing, i had to focus on myself and my career and being the best man that i could before i could give someone that much of me, but clearly you proved all of that wrong. looking back at 9 months ago, it’s so crazy to see where i ended up. i have a husband and a family and a beautiful home, but what you’ve given me and how you’ve changed my life is so much bigger than even those remarkably wonderful things. i never thought i’d be strong enough or grown up enough or put together enough to be a husband or a father at this age, and you can argue all you want but i think everyone knows that the only reason i’m able to do those things and figure them out without making an absolute mess is because of you. you’ve given me the best example of what it means to take care of people, what it means to handle your shit, what it means to come out alive, what it means to make ends meet even when it seems impossible, what it means to work hard, and what it means to love selflessly -- and it’s because of your example only that i’m confident enough to try and do all of those things for our family.
but this isn’t about me, it’s about you and celebrating what you are. i know i’ve said this a million times but i’ll say it a million more and you can’t fuckin stop me!! but you’re truly the most wonderful person who i’ve ever met. everything about you just radiates warmth and i know that all you ever have to do is look at me and i’ll feel loved and warm and happy and cozy on the inside and home. you’re the most patient, understanding, kind, loving, selfless person in the world, and every day you treat me in a way that i truthfully didn’t even think it was possible to treat another person. i didn’t think it was possible for anyone to treat someone with so much care and in a way that made it constantly obvious of how much they love them, 24/7. i can’t imagine that there’s anyone in the world who could treat me even close to as well as you treat me, and i think thats probably why our life has been so easy and so happy for the past nine months. it’s because of you and how perfect you are to me. you’re the best lover, partner, and friend that anyone could ever have, and i’m so happy that my babies get to have you as a father. they’re so lucky.
you’re my favorite person in the world and i constantly feel like i need to be thanking the universe or the stars or whatever the fuck it is that made you because it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. you’re my soulmate, my best friend, the love of my life, and i love you more than i really ever could explain, and somehow it just keeps getting bigger. happy 29th birthday, my beautiful man. i’m so lucky that you decided to spend all of your years with me and i can’t wait to keep celebrating you for the rest of my life. 🖤🎈












