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Event Horizon Telescope Scientists: We took a picture of an actual black hole...
Me: Wow, that's so cool...
Event Horizon Telescope Scientists: ...using Deep Space Telemetry!
Me: Wait, hold on. That's code for "we're working with stargates and can't tell anyone". Did you fly through a stargate to take the picture?
Event Horizon Telescope Scientists: ...no?
Me: ...alright then, keep your secrets.
US Senate: it seems there is an accounting error on your expense forms, $100,000 on candles?
SGC accountant: no sir, there are no errors. Candles are a vital part of whatever vague space thing we do
US Senate: Deep space telemetry monitoring?
SGC accountant: yeah thats the one, and candles are vital to monitoring of those space telemetries
