#deepfried-dildos

[newtafterdark]

hey so if the Beetlejuice doodle ask box is open, could you draw him flirting with a girl that he thinks is a breather but turns out to be a vampire? Cool if not tho.

BJ: “What’s a doll like you doing in a place like this at this time of day? ;)“Vampire: “Just looking for a snack. And it seems I found one… ;)”

I hope this works for you! And be assured, once this oblivious himbo raccon figures out that she is a vampire, the flirting will not stop. Oh, and a fun sidenote for future reference: my beetleboi is 6 feet tall! ;>c

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

You give me sangria/lapis vibes, with a hint of macaroon

Noice thanks

[yourfavrllyhatespewdiepie]

PewDiePie really hates PewDiePie

hihi hoho this one very funny i big laugh haha!! hoh!! oh you’re so creative!! where did you come up with this?!?!?! i’ve never heard it before!! ohohoho!! hehehe!!! hihi

[nevergenders]

How much chuck would a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck

science side of tumblr please answer

[bblackwwood]

Edelweiss

Edelweiss: If you could be in a fantasy novel, what would you be like? Would you be a mythical creature? A hero? A mentor? Where would you live? What would the world be like?

i feel like i’d probably be one (1) of those characters who became a hero or a mentor to want to help others? i’d probably be living in a small village, wanting to get out and explore and find myself. and i feel like the world would be different then ours, at least?

[bblackwwood]

What's ur favorite flower?

ooooo dandelions! or succulents, though they’re not really flowers, they’re pretty and easy for me to care for

[bblackwwood]

Hey man I need advice. So there's this guy I like, but he's such a douche. How do I not like him anymore?

oof, that’s kinda hard, actually. i honestly don’t know. i’d say just don’t hang around him as much anymore, try to not interact with him much