#deeply silly

[surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen]

me at rtd: so if you think the master is gay and i think the master is gay and the doctor thinks the master is gay then who's flying the plane????

[tociminna]

Gale bustled about the kitchen, singing under his breath. His voice was pleasant enough - Tara had always rather liked it, though she'd never tell him so - but there was no real melody to it. She'd raise an objection, only he was preparing her favorite fish pate.

The kitchen smelled lovely - fish heads poaching on the stove, a fragrant waft of cheese from the board Gale was filling up beside it. Tara settled contentedly into her preferred chair. Her eyes had just fluttered closed for a delicious pre-dinner nap when Gale's mumbled song resolved into words.

He had come to set a dish on the table, and she could hear little snatches of lyrics. A bit rude when she was clearly trying to sleep, but oh well.

"Little laaady, tressym mine,

Fluffy feathers, eyes that shiiiine,

Flies and purrs and casts a spell,

Snores at night but hides it well..."

Tara's eyes flew open. Gale had returned to the stove, now singing loudly and confidently, though as before his tone wandered in and out of tuneful.

"Little lady Taaaaaraaaa..."

"Mr. Dekarios!"

Gale spun, looking faintly guilty. "Yes?"

"Show some respect! Why, I'm considering breaking the household ban on Fireball. What a song!"

"But you are fluffy, Tara, there's no point denying it."

"Snores at night! I never!"

"It's quite a melodious snore, really. There's a bit of a fluting sound to it."

"Oh! No respect whatsoever!"

Gale grinned, then ducked his head in apology. "I'm sorry. I'll find more appropriate lyrics next time."

Tara said nothing, instead turning in her chair to show him her back. Next time. Pfft.

"I'll find more appropriate lyrics and I'll add crab to the pate. Will that please you, Lady Tara?"

"Well..." she turned again. "I didn't know we had any crab."

[candleeyed]

sometimes when my friend and i are in vc watching stuff and he has to go afk for a sec he puts on a video for me and i feel like an ipad toddler with cocomelon. and i experience Inner Peace.

[empire-of-light]

The funniest part about joining the supernatural fandom after years of only watching the show and not engaging with other people much is seeing people argue that 'no seriously Jensen is only friends with the one guy he doesn't care about the other one believe me he's just his coworker'

[stressfulsloth]

I really do appreciate the desire for fluffy stories and sweet queer lit and romances. I just hate the insistence that these are the only queer stories that are allowed to be told and anything that dares not have a happy ending or shows non-typical relationships or doesn't explicitly verbalize everything in setting-inappropriate therapy sprak is Bad and a Bad Influence and Bad Representation.

[kingdomorthis]

imagine almost dying and this is what you wake up to

[squeezemylemon]

"Tarzan & Jane" - Toybox

"Miss Squeeze's ABC February" Day 20/28

[twowhalesandacrab]

Hello my beautiful and amazing wife do you mind if I put Reddit mysteries on for an hour to calm my soul