They call me Mr Felix Canteen

I don't think anyone calls me that. Fee/Felix it/they 22. Ask me about Thoschei :) do it :) Ao3 same as here. Main blog is @anothersillyfanblog

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Fees' rarepair fics

Not explicit:

1/Missy

1/Spy

2/Delgado

3/Missy

3/Spy major character death, blood + injury

4/Spy

5/Missy Fees' 5 chronic illness hc :D

5/Missy (and 12 is here as well, this time). Vault fic.

5/Spy cw drowning

7/Spy alcohol consumption

8/Delgado injured Master

8/Simm alcohol consumption

12/Delgado (and 12/River)

12/Delgado with blind 12 :)

14/Delgado injured Doctor

14/Delgado break up? Not functional at all.

14/Simm (I don't think that's rare but they're mismatched) Another 14/Simm one and also Another One

15/Delgado injured Master

Explicit:

3/Missy

5/Delgado

6/Simm

6/Simm poem

7/Spy

9/Delgado

9/Roberts

13/Ainley

13/Simm

15/Simm

Multichapters:

5/Simm (finished) Explicit. Injured Master, violence, general toxicity, also my 5 chronic illness hc :)

9/Roberts (finished) not explicit. Mostly just fun and laughs. And vibes. Also big poly vibes.

10/Delgado (finished) Explicit.

12/Delgado (finished) Not explicit, but some heavy themes. Please read tags before reading.

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Guess who hurt their other kneeeeee

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[c0wardlyle0]

I love Soldier Poet King by the Oh Hellos so very much and I can’t think of a better trio for this song ngl.

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I won't be the first person to notice this but hey I was rereading and thought it was neat

[dustyoldbooksinmyattic]

they’re all so silly

[caesarxii]

We yearn for more threebrig

ask and ye shall receive 🥹✌️

the height difference may only be 4cm but by god are they the most important 4cms in my life ❤️‍🩹🌹

[sogekii-heii]

The Contemplation aka Should I call my ex? (strangely inspired by Dua Lipa's New Rules)

inprnt | redbubble | speedpaint

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i have made this joke before yes ik

[polarity-disturbed]

No, see, the dynamic between the Master and the Doctor is actually pretty simple.

Both of them want the other dead.

But neither of them are capable of actually killing the other.

And nobody else is allowed to do it either.

The universe is not worth thinking about without the other.

And yet both of them are also absolutely convinced it would be better off without the other one, or sometimes without themselves, depending on the day.

They can always almost be friends again.

But no, they can’t.

Simple, really.

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But neither of them

are capable of actually

killing the other.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[clowns0cks]

Ough the Master wearing gloves/staying covered up to drown out the telepathy noise is probably my favorite headcanon about them it's soooo GOOD

IT IS I need to work on it to include it in my personal version of koschei (he's never complete. I keep changing him I swear. He's my favourite I can't settle on something cause I want to keep adding new things to his appearance/personality ughh)

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I may have just created the worst-drawn The Meep I've ever seen and nothing I could do to fix it worked HELP

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my terrible childe

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[thewickedbohemian]

I thought it was implied he got out or at least got somewhere that could get him out via whoever we saw find the tooth in the last scene of the episode that had that reveal

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we saw it (tha tooth!) being picked up but he might still be in there. might not. russell never bloody elaborated !!!!

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I may have just created the worst-drawn The Meep I've ever seen and nothing I could do to fix it worked HELP

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