Alastor x Reader
I have rewritten this meme:
Alastor: Ah, why, hello, my dear. It’s quite a pleasure to finally be seeing you. Let’s have a little chat about your soul you sold me last week.
Reader: No returns.
Alastor is stunned for a brief moment and a static noise can be heard.
Alastor: Well, I wasn't going to ask you if you could take it back, my dear. It should be more of an order.
Reader: No returns!
Alastor (eye twitching and he is on the verge of losing his patience:) Look, darling. I thought it would be a good idea to have a soul like yours. But everyone makes mistakes, don't they? I just didn't sign up for... this.
Reader: What do you want to tell me? Does my soul make you sad?
Alastor: AHAHAHA! HA! No! Absolutely not, sweetheart! It's just... How can I explain it?! Your soul doesn't fit into my collection. And to my personality. And to my mood. And my other expectations that I'm used to having of souls.
Reader: No! Returns!
Alastor (his eyes turn into dials, his antlers grow and the lights flicker as he speaks in his demonic voice:) Just take back that pathetic little piece of shit you call your soul or otherwise I'll fuck you up!
