#deer rants

[deerwiththeears]

"Alastor being aroace isn't fair because people who are just ace deserve representation too!"

... can you even name three aroace characters that weren't just confirmed through word of god after the fact and also isn't just an incredibly popular headcanon? like off the top of your head can you even name three?

Like I can name three because I've hyperfixated on every single aro/ace/aroace character that has ever been made. but can you name three? can you name more than three?

the truth of the matter is that most aro/ace characters in media are not both because being both isn't considered relatable or interesting.

all this to say i hope alastor realizes he's aroace in the show and i hope when he does it's the best day of his afterlife.

[deerwiththeears]

"imagine if someone rejected you like that"

imagine if you rejected someone and then they tied you to a chair and dragged you along for a series of "lol look at what you're missing" bullshit and then at the end of the day they made you watch them have sex and literally says "i know you feel it too, and to think you could have had this all!"

and then a bunch of random people on the internet watch that happen and go like "lol well you should've been nicer"

like i swear it's like y'all don't hear yourselves when you talk, fuck you.

[deerwiththeears]

Now I know for sure that Alastor is aroace because only an aroace person everyone inexplicably wants to fuck would have all of their interactions micro analyzed by random people on the internet to prove that you secretly actually do have the feelings™ for their favorite white boy

[deerwiththeears]

"look at alastor in the promo card omg the closet is glass-"

[deerwiththeears]

"you just want him to be trans" correct! i do! because i'm black and trans! can you name two black trans characters without looking it up? I can. can you?

[deerwiththeears]

Things alastor is:

Asexual

Aromantic (shut up, i didn't ask)

a guy with no access to google and has no idea what that means

Things Alastor is not:

straight

allo

Vox's falling in love with a straight man crush canon event

secretly in love with [insert character here]

in denial about being in love with [insert character here]

over acting because he doesn't want to admit that he's in love with [insert character here]

insecure about secretly being in love with [insert character here]

kissing a hundred boys in bars and shooting another shot to try and stop the feeling

[deerwiththeears]

I'm no longer asking. stop calling alastor a prude in fanfics. stop calling alastor frigid in fanfics. if you don't I'm hitting you with a car.

[deerwiththeears]

"vox would've had no problem with alastor's lack of interest if he'd just said that"

first of all, do you fucking hear yourself? shut the fuck up.

second of all, vox took alastor on a day long "look at what you're missing" joyride the second he was tied to a spinny chair. there's actually no shot you expect me to believe he wouldn't be the worst man alive if alastor's lack of interest had been expressed even the slightest bit nicer than it was.