Best Order Confirmation Email Ever
Dear Early Adopter / Guinea Pig / Ben Nesvig,
Thank you for supporting DefaultCase by ordering our iPhone and/or iPod Touch case(s) for $5!
Thanks to our patent-pending teleportation technology your DefaultCase(s) will usually ship within 24 hours and arrive within 3 - 5 days. (By "teleportation", we actually mean USPS.)
At DefaultCase we charge a lot less than our competitors. We do this because we think you are cool and we want DefaultCase to be a leader in quality and value. We know this (about you being cool) because you will have a DefaultCase and by default will become cool.
As an early adopter of our product, we greatly appreciate your help getting the word out. For each Tweet and/or Facebook Like we will give 1 banana to an intern and 1 beer to a monkey. Trust us, this actually makes sense. Tell your friends and family how cool we say you are and tell them how uncool they are if they do not join you in our plot to take over the iWorld.
If you do not like your DefaultCase, please destroy it using a microwave or explosives (our lawyers say nay) and tell everyone that we suck.
If you are tempted to pick up another DefaultCase (we understand), go for it at http://DefaultCase.com. Order as many as you want as long as you use them or give them as gifts. You can even use them to buy friends and bribe others for less than ever before!
Send us feedback and/or Ramen Noodles and/or bananas for the DefaultCase monkeys.
P.S. One more thing - If you tell lots of friends about DefaultCase you will (probably) go to heaven.
Sincerely,Ryan M. Pamplin
Chief Executive Officer
Ryactive Corporation (Parent Company of DefaultCase)
My order confirmation from DefaultCase. I love it. I wish more companies would do this. View a screenshot here: http://yfrog.com/f/gyogldmj/
