#defenestratrix

[strawberrypatty]

defenestratrix

  SERIES FOUR: WHAT WENT WRONG

This is great and all, Strawbs, but where is your analysis of the 4th episode? Did you leave it out because HOMOPHOBIA?

I’m afraid I can’t watched the fourth episode because I don’t live on that astral plane.

[imperatorkhaleesi]

Happy Birthday, bb! 🎂🍾✨ I'm glad that it's come at an auspicious time with so many rich opportunities for smugness. xoxo

THANK U DEFEN!

this has been such a great birthday weekend! my uterus is baby proofed, i saw Rogue One and an...adequate interpretation of Othello with my best friend, i just ate some fantastic talenti ice cream, and we are finally dancing on the ashes of TJLC, the demon that’s terrorized our fandom experience for the last four years. i am so hype. my 25th year of life has had such a wonderful start!

(ftr, my birthday was the 14th, but i’m still really appreciating these well wishes. y’all are so nice!!)

[hihiyas]

I'm so sorry. Think some of them forgot they're actually NOT white, and are susceptible to hate crime.

[alsafysh]

@defenestratrix replied to your post “On the plus side”

Also, you're a delightful mermaid. You can still lure men into the sea and drown them. The art is just collateral benefits.

This must explain why I am so bad at normal human interaction.

Proof: I delete an entire reply post about you because I am too overwhelmed because you are so perfect and I know I just sounded like a dork -  then I regret it and now here I am. 

But I do love you. <3 <3

[imperatorkhaleesi]

defenestratrix replied to your post:i think i’ve always made it clear how i feel about...

Am excited because I high key don’t care about Tailor Squats, but low key care about egg on the face celeb drama all the tiiiime.

i don’t care about her either and kanye disappointed me for the last time like 18 months ago but i’ve been fighting a depressive period for like two months and this tomfoolery is exactly what the hell i needed.

[soyeahso]

defenestratrix replied to your post

I finished disc 1 of season 1 of Elementary last...

I’m excited you’re watching this and yes+ to everything. My favorite thing is how much Sherlock loves Joanie and readily acknowledges it, while understanding that his emotions can impair his detectiving. Plus, Joan and Bell are/become the sweetest to each other.

I finished disc 2 last night so I have met Alfredo and also I love Bell so much. 

[soyeahso]

I am so glad the watermelon fandom is so active. 

[bassfanimation]

@defenestratrix and @petratodd are like the golden sphinxes from The Neverending Story.  Two creatures of beauty who shoot down every fool with a bad argument who crosses their path.  I could sit at their golden feet and worship for ages.