#definitely lore

[definitely-a-wizard]

So I was thinking about a poll the other day and I just want to say congratulations to any alchemists who may or may not have been worried about the fact!!

however I also just want to say that does NOT include me because if I were an alchemist that had been posing as a wizard the whole time that would’ve been REALLY ridiculous almost embarrassing even especially if you were doing it for something like hypothetically messing up an elixir and your antidotes not working to turn you back that would be silly ABSURD even but luckily that doesn’t apply to me because I’ve been a wizard this whole time ahahahahaha amiright folks

[definitely-a-wizard]

By the way just wanted to clarify, if I sound like I’m just talking really loudly whenever I cast one of my wizard spells with nothing magical about it, that’s because uhm. Uh. It’s actually Subtle Spell of Voice Amplification you know how it is

[annarcaccia]

I have never been scared of clowns.

As a kid I was confused as to why people were ever scared of clowns.

A lady from our very accepting CHRuCH was a clown and was at my 6th (5th?) birthday party and I was like "damn son a balloon animal" (in small child speak in my brain).

But also, I knew her kind of, she went to the church I also went to...

I knew she was not born with that much pink and white makeup on her face....