#definitelynotsatan

[wulfhalls]

your dune posts are fucking hysterical

imagine all of us after all the content hits its gonna be like post spice agony third eye open up in this bitch!!!!

[end-area]

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog!! (yo yo yo only if u want ofc no pressure)

Aww thank you!! I’m an open book, I legit have no filter on sharing my own business hahahaha

Random facts:

- I always say this one when prompted for interesting facts about myself at new jobs. I’ll sound like a bit of an ass but... I’ve ‘met’ a former Swiss president? >10 years ago I was a scout at this jamboree and Merz came in a helicopter, gave a speech and shook hands with us :’) I had no idea what was going on cause my French was bad and my German non-existent so I took some photos with what I assumed was some old motivational speaker...

- I’m incapable of whistling and I get ridiculously frustrated whenever I hear someone being able to carry a tune by whistling!!!!

- I used to inhale books when I was a teenager but now even though I would love to read any of the hundreds of books I have... my attention span has been shot to shit?? I read a chapter, then take a pause for a few days...and I forget what was going on so I need to re-read it... rinse & repeat. I also prefer shows over movies nowdays just cause they’re shorter and easier to follow  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ll tag a few people if they want to do it, because I’m too lazy for asks!! Sorry guys......

@shadow-magnet @mindblownie @rafikecoyote @vladvodashitposts @rhoynishnym @petruparcatoru @miyku

[soft-raining]

God your blog gives me life

thank u not satan!!

[unhealthydoctors]

can i ask what ur icon is of?????

Black Ranger from Kakuranger! ^^

[nyaastro]

definitelynotsatan replied to your post:

maybe the writer did that to like. not scare off straight readers lmao

omg in an interview the author did, it says something about how the character “struggles to accept... his bludgeoning sexuality” and “most of all Jason (the character) is extremely confused by his homosexual relationship with Cal (who committed suicide before the books starts)” like yoooo

[lalaleliana-blog]

definitelynotsatan replied to your post:#joint trauma #eds[[MOR] my wrist dislocated...

eeyyyy eds buddies i didnt know you had eds

EYYYYY B) ive suspected for a long while thats what it is since like, what the fuck else makes yr joints SPONTANEOUSLY SLIP OUT OF PLACE, but i finally got to the geneticist to get it confirmed on monday

[thebendsbyradiohead]

listen. you guys are mixing up cyrillic and latin alphabets thats aint right. thats not natural smh but I LAUGHED SO HARd nah nah my fav is майка ти да еба кур сплескан also im kinda delighted at our icons like natasha and pietro discussing slavic curses likeeeeee

WE are mixing up cyrillic and latin alphabets??? have you seen what THE UKRAINIANS are doing??? lmao and сплескан кур I’M HOWLING WHYY JUST WHY of all things to curse you curse that omg

also LMAO YEAH it DOES look that way aw esp with nat’s face i love this

[lesbeast]

definitelynotsatan replied to your post: domingoperon replied to your post: i r...

i havent even played dragon age and i hate him

idk if theres one thing that squicks me the fuck out is that in his romance he calls your character “da’len” which is elvish for like. little child. and he’s like 40