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torblad and exactly three halves of a potato
Team: Torblad Corkwinder and one and one-half Yukon Gold potatoes
Jaeger: Spud Frencher
Class: Mark 0
Features:
It's his lunch.
It's literally three halves of a potato in tin foil.
We're only putting it down because SOMEHOW, they were drift compatible.
We let him name it.
Shatterdome: Hong Kong Shatterdome Mess Hall
torblad and headvoice
Team: Torblad Corkwinder the Frog and his butler, whom he has seemingly rationalized as his conscience and refers to only as "HeadVoice"
Jaeger: Apricot Butterfinger
Class: ??? (Presumably Mark IV, but Torblad's modifications in direct defiance of the laws of physics, mathematics, thermodynamics, and common decency have made this behemoth unclassifiable)
Features:
The standard jaeger shell has been altered such that all of the joints work in every direction, creating frightening combinations of dodging and fighting styles that are unfeasible to most humans. Torblad's unique biology allows him to maneuver the joints with ease.
The central cavity has been replaced with a storage location for a massive "Tongue", a huge whip-like structure that is entirely prehensile and has been used to subdue kaiju and perform bizarre dances.
Apricot Butterfinger was constructed with four missile launchers. It is now equipped with twelve, but the interiors of the missiles have been replaced with what appears to be fruit salad.
The hands of the jaeger have been outfitted with tools that can only be likened to an alien Swiss-Army Knife: a massive paintbrush, a chain-link fence, a boomerang launcher (that has not failed to catch the projectile once), a sewing machine, and a smaller replica of the hand. We're not sure how far the fractals go down.
A zero-gravity chamber in the left foot
A doubled gravity chamber in the right foot
A stack of papers in the cockpit with a single square drawn on each in purple crayon
Turkey launchers???
Shatterdome: We've put it into storage and pray that he doesn't know how to get to it.
some guy that i THOUGHT i was friends with is telling me Staraptor sucks im SO MAD
