case group chat meme
"see you on the other side. the dEATH SIDE"
"sINCE WHEN HAVE YOU HAD A SISTER"
"i'm being david shamed"
"it's the american me"
"i hate watching shows with healthy positive loving families"
"yeah i'm the coolest obviously"
"these lesbians"
"why do people like fizzy juice"
"i was the best at forward rolls"
"sausage rolls were more my thing"
"TOP OF THE PYRAMID BITCHES"
"if you want to dress like a grandma from the fifties, feel free, just don't do it near me"
"wow are justin timberlake and britney spears dating? no? so why the fuck are you dressing like you're in the nineties?"
"how many people is she making out with these days?"
"get your jealous ass outta here"
"i'm all about crashing parties"
"a full stop? like what is a comma? a half stop?"
"just because you're chill doesn't mean we have to be"
"there would be a lot less food and a lot more death"
"ok yeah how are you alive"
"jack le crack, computer hack"
"okay i care just sometimes i forget names"
"starbucks messed up my name"
"help my dog is existing"
"you're the nicest asshole i have ever met"
"i am a lumberjack fantasy"
"they don't wash the car and end up making out instead"
"he doesn't wash cars he just throws them"
"i will die and take them with me"
"it's the equivalent of us yelling in the house all the time and they're there they just never reply"
"i can't drive plus i don't know how buses work"
"i just did some daring driving!"
"all day is jam time"
"i'm not a kiddo i'm a spouseo"
"I'M NOT A PERVERT I'M A GOD"
"gods are not supposed to get drunk!"
"his hand just got defiled and he has to perform an exorcism now"
"what kind of god cries"
"who wouldn't cry in this economy"
"okay the god's weapon just turned into a person"
"you're making me wanna watch anime"
"i'd like to delete my dog"
"i drank ants before"
"i'm scared of chickens"
"i'm not a human i'm a bundle of scared in a human form"
"remind me to never meet your dad or come to your house"
"you start dying when the bullet goes through your skull"
"don't sCIENCE ME SCIENCE ISN'T REAL"
"you die from when you're born"
"every second is a second closer to your last"
"no like the baby breathing way"
"let me christen your child and i'll pay for a round of beer"
"I WANT A DIVORCE"
"i'm in love with vivaldi"
"like i have to interact with them because face. hands. arms."
"it's something in my head about invisibility putting invisible patches on you"
"oh that is a dead person"
