#dekojoke

[gnomey22]

A downpour of Failtopia text posts

No S3 text posts quite yet, I’m saving those for at least another stream once we’ve really familiarised itself with the BIGMONEYISLAND Miis, so I’ve prepared a collection mostly made up of my giant backlog, which can still fill up another collection or two! I really can’t stop myself from making these when I have the motivation

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/811828942563655680/failtopia-text-posts-erica-bo-edition?source=share

Next volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/816087889674944512/a-burrow-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[gnomey22]

A milestone of Failtopia text posts

The thousandth (real) post on this account. Of course, it had to be a new volume of the series that started it all, but in order to make it extra special, I’ve also made sure all twenty “main characters” got representation in this volume.

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/767983309498286080/a-revival-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

Next volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/770876838653345792/a-gift-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[gnomey22]

Gnome’s Failtopia Rarepair Tournament: Round 2-4

Which rarepair should move on?

Friendboat (Friend/C!Failboat)

Dekojoke (Deko/Joker)

Voting ended onMay 22, 2025

[gnomey22]

Gnome’s Failtopia Rarepair Tournament: Round 1-8

Which rarepair should move on?

Dekojoke (Deko/Joker)

Booquet (Pirahnyawn/Bo)

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

[gnomey22]

A sample of Failtopia text posts

You know, I put a lot of effort into the composition of these things, keeping them easy on the eyes at a glance, making sure I use every character enough, et cetera. I wonder if anyone notices.

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/746462257499832320/a-storage-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

Next volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/750190030437433344/a-library-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[gnomey22]

Failtopia ship headcanons: Volume Three

Formatted differently to the previous ones, but I highly doubt more than two people even remember those.

Thinking about how Erica and Bo are both so plagued by a lack of control in their life, as well as the barrage of deaths they deal with, that they make drastic decisions they never would've otherwise, given their cautious natures, to try and regain that control.

Thinking about how Lanc and Chi are both silly goobers who talk exclusively about their special interests and work together on insane science projects to distract themselves from the fact that they're way out of their comfort zone in a team filled with competent adults.

Thinking about how Mar and Orion both have horrible coping mechanisms regarding their trauma that only worsens their personal relationships, and have to try harder than they ever would've wanted to maintain the positive relationships their livelihoods rely on.

Thinking about how Simple Bob, Smuk, and Rose are all so fixated on their professions, so fixated on building themselves up as worthy and capable, that none of them truly get to show off their actual personality unless it's an interaction with one of the other two.

Thinking about how Deko and Joker are both teenage boys with zero confidence in themselves and their abilities compared to literally anyone else around them, to the point that they just want to force themselves through the adventure without expressing real emotions.

Thinking about how Slapo and Petunyawn are both infant girls who set out into the wider world with none of the experience to behave even remotely normally, and largely rely on surrogate parental figures to give them any actual sense of direction or proper decision-making.