#dekusquad shenanigans

[bkdk-fan4ever]

BkDk | Alternative Universe - No Quirks AU | Meet-Cute | Dekusquad Shenanigans | Rescue Mission | Firefighter!Bakugou Katsuki | Drunk Dekusquad

Punch Spark by SapphireTwilight

After wrapping up Ochaco's bacherlorette party, Izuku doesn't have much on his mind. His only mission is to get his drunk friend to her room before preparing for his Best Man duties the following day. Maybe text the number he half-heartedly got, despite knowing the man didn't have it.

The 'punch spark'.

But before he can do any of that, fate throws a wrench in his plans.

Izuku finds out that sometimes, the best things in life come from broken elevators, drunken tier lists, and a firefighter that may be his soulmate.

If his friends don't kill him with embarassment, first.

[alien-slushie]

*Dekusquad staring out the window*

Shinsou: What are you doing?

Iida: Bakugou broke the TV-*passes Midoriya and Asui the popcorn*

Todoroki: -So we're watching a couple break up in the courtyard.

[not-as-endearing-fanatic]

Asui: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Rody: Theft.

Uraraka: Disturbing the peace.

Bakugou, Iida: Aggravated assault.

Todoroki: Arson.

Midoriya: All of the above. In that order, probably.

[not-as-endearing-fanatic]

Uraraka: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Tsuyu: A little tipsy?

Iida: Drunk.

Todoroki: Wasted.

Midoriya: Dead.

[alien-slushie]

Cashier: Hello can I see your-

Izuku: Listen! I am buying this wine. Now you can sell it to me, or I can sell your organs on the black market! :) So far tonight your little power trip has cost me 25 minutes I could have been eating a delicious Katsudon dinner. So while I hold your fragile little life in my repeatedly damaged fingertips, I ask you Cashier: Do you need my ID? Do You?

Cashier: N-No your-your good.

Izuku: Good. :)