for magical hijinks, bodyswap but its lily and magui who gets swapped
magical hijinks prompt game
I continue to kiss your brain every single time you tell me some insane shit. The conversations we’ve had around this prompt are truly insane and unhinged and I wouldn’t have it any other way <33 This WILL be a full fic at some point so if you’re interested keep an eye out. It would explore more of the magui/oscar implications and also the lily/magui ones because I love this!! But for now this will be a prompt fill . I hope you enjoy it !
Landolily | Body-swap | ~0.9 k
When Lily wakes up, it’s to the feeling of soft kisses being peppered along her torso — down between the valley of her breasts, over her navel, and along the waistband of her underwear. Deft thumbs hook into the thin straps over her hips, gently pulling them down while Oscar presses kisses down her legs.
Slowly, she lets her eyes open, blinking awake into the dark room. She can’t help but furrow her brows, almost certain they left the curtains half open when they went to bed last night given how much Lily likes waking up to the sun soaking her.
Under the sheets, Oscar bites into her thigh, lapping at it immediately after he does. Fuck, as good as it feels that definitelyisn’t right. Oscar’s not a biter for starters, he’s always been so gentle with her. A little too gentle sometimes. And even if by some miracle he decided to start indulging her unspoken fantasies now, the teeth are all wrong. The sharpest points of his bite feels too far apart, almost as if it were his canines digging in the most and not the two right in front.
Her thoughts are cut off when Weird-Oscar presses a kiss to her entrance, the tip of his nose pushing against the hood of her clit. He nuzzles into her, breathing her in as he presses kisses along the outer edge of her lips.
“Mhm,” Lily moans, arching into the touch, her fingers latching into his… curls? That’s not right. Lily frowns, dragging her nails through his hair experimentally. His hair feels messy, loose ringlets that have tussled out during his sleep.
Before she can say anything more, Almost-Certainly-Not-Her-Oscar is pushing into her, the tip of his tongue lapping at her entrance, lips latching onto her labia.
“Fuck,” she moans, fingers tugging against his hair, pushing him further into her. He goes willingly, shifting under the sheets to hold onto her hips. His hands feel bigger than they should as well, thumbs meeting each other just short of her navel. Fuck, yeah this is definitely not her Oscar.
She’s heard about this before. People temporarily switching with different versions of themselves across realities, swapping bodies with someone else, a whole assortment of bizarre things that can happen when a little bit of magic is involved. The general consensus is it doesn’t really count if you do something with another version of your partner.
Assuming it is your partner, of course.
It’s hard for her to dwell on the ethical implications of whatever is going on while kisses are being pressed against her core, her mind melting more with each one.
The man — who she hopes is another version of Oscar — brings one hand down, slowly pushing the tip of his finger into her cunt. His tongue latches onto her clit, tip circling it with practiced precision all while his finger continues to work into her. It goes in easier than it should, the usual tension she experiences seemingly nonexistent here.
Lily can’t help the string of moans and curses she lets out, fingers tensing at the feeling, hips bucking up to meet his lips.
This Oscar seems to capitalise on simplicity. His lips sucking against her gently while his fingers curl to find the soft spot within her that has her seeing stars in seconds
She lets herself revel in it — the feeling of his hair tickling her over-sensitive thighs, the way his other thumb presses right underneath her navel, the feeling of his shoulders holding her apart every time she tries to close them.
Fuck, he’s really, really good at this.
It doesn’t take long for warmth to start coiling behind her navel. The build up steady yet entirely unexpected.
Seemingly sensing her nearing the edge, he hums against her, tongue suckling her with a steady fervour, fingers curlings with precision.
Lily’s jaw drops with a strangled moan, tipping over the edge before she can do anything to stop it. She feels her eyes squeeze shut, the back of her eyelids painted white hot as pleasure courses through her.
He continues to suck on her clit, gently easing as he helps her ride out her orgasm, fingers slowing before stilling entirely.
Eventually, after what feels like hours, Lily begins to whine in overstimulation, pulling her hips away from the feeling.
Beneath the sheets, Alternative-Universe-Oscar chuckles to himself, pressing a final kiss against her before pulling back, easing his fingers out gently, wiping against the sheets.
Her fingers release their clutch against his hair, falling against the sheets uselessly while she takes a deep steadying breath. Her mouth feels dry, her head pounding, and her cunt aching in the best way possible.
“Jesus Mags, nearly fuckin’ ripped my hair out,” he chuckles beneath her, pushing the covers up and over his head.
Lily frowns, eyes shooting open. Pushing onto her elbows, she looks down at Lando emerging from beneath the sheets, dopy smile plastered against his wet lips as he grins up at her all 32 teeth on display.
they always horny while the other isn't in the mood and it pisses barty off and makes sirius angry that it pisses barty off lmaooo he is like so u just wanna fuck me. and barty is like... fuck yeah i wanna fuck u tf u mean?? JDHJWJXJSJDJD
they fucking argue so much bcuz they're kinda alike and so diff in some sense and sirius is like comparing himself to regulus and he gets angry at barty bcuz he lets him compare and barty is like... i did not say anything abt ur brother!! and sirius is like BUT I KNOW U ARE THINKING IT!! HDHHSJDHD they're hilarious and mind u this convo happens when barty is in deep balls inside of sirius and they're doing it missionary but every time they're face to face they end up arguing abt smth ridiculous and barty ends up turning sirius over and fuck him so hard that sirius has no time to whine and argue abt anything and he just fucking moans like a whore and barty gets rile up bcuz a moment ago u are whining and bitching but look at u now. stretching around my cock and pushing urself to me. lemme watch that pretty hole of urs swallow my cock. take it like a good boy. oh u don't wanna be a good boy? fine u are still a whore that loves to get fucked as if u are not gagging for it.
they end up fucking hours and hours and barty gets so mean to him that sirius is like. holy fucking shit. no one ever treated me this way and i can't stop cumming. turns out he needed to be treated like this get fucked like a ragdoll bcuz barty is the only person who slaps him w hard facts and doesn't feel like he has to be nice to sirius just bcuz they're fucking. i mean imo barty has this crush on sirius forever but sirius made it so difficult to barty that being nice to him now barty is angry and horny and he wants to own sirius but he knows sirius isn't emotionally available and god knows he isn't either but like. sometimes he looks at sirius and he is in awe and can't believe he gets to touch him but it's always pushing and pulling w them and it's never easy. the only thing is easy abt them is when they fuck bcuz they click so good and the tension is fucking there and barty knows which buttons to push and he isn't afraid to give what sirius actually wants and sirius is like. this man does NOT give a fuck abt me but the way he fuck me so good i might let him rail me to the end of time even if it means fighting w each other for the rest of their intercourse lmfaooo
i think the only time they let themselves be nice to each other even if it means just a little bit is when they're both sleepy and they can't keep themselves from touching each other and they don't wanna bicker and fight they just want to... hold each other and sleep and never question it
hi del!!! I wrote u a wolfstar drabble bc I am sleepy and therefore they shall be too 🙂↕️
Remus awoke to the feeling of the impossibly heavy weight of four tiny paws pressing into his chest. He grumbled softly, and the noise was returned by a small chirp. Reluctantly, he cracked one eye open to find Nova standing over him, green eyes blinking slowly down at him.
“M’rnin’” he mumbled. Nova chirruped again. “Ah, should y’r dad get you some food?”
“Noooo,” came a muffled voice from beside him. He felt Sirius tighten the arm slung around his waist and burrow his face more tightly in the crook of his neck. “Your turn.”
“Nuh uh,” Remus huffed. “I did yesterday.”
Nova meowed again, a little louder this time.
“Abominable creature,” Sirius muttered. Remus turned to look at him, and Sirius peeked up at him from behind a curtain of tangled curls. “We should’ve gotten a turtle.”
There was another indignant meow before Nova, realizing that her preferred person was now awake, abandoned Remus’ chest to crawl on top of Sirius and nuzzle into his hair.
“Can’t cuddle a turtle, can you?” Remus mumbled as Sirius rolled onto his back to greet the cat, shivering at the loss of body heat.
“S’pose you could,” Sirius replied with a sleepy blink. He held up a stray curl and waved it at Nova, who batted eagerly at it. “Fewer claws, at least.”
“‘M pretty sure turtles have claws. Or…something.” Remus shifted onto his side to face Sirius. He rested his free hand on Sirius’s stomach. “Y’r warm.”
Sirius turned to grin at him. “You want your heat source to go feed the cat?”
“No,” Remus whined, tucking himself against Sirius’ side. “Five more minutes.”
