#prttynrgnl

[raspberry-ribcage]

apparently human prostate is 2 inches deep, it made me think just how perfect oscock is to just hit at the right place in lando

idk why its always me with a measurement fact connecting oscock in ur inbox but yea

are you the anon who sent me dicks size facts??? all hail your numeric and pleasure-centred knowledge!

btw I skimmed my asks the other day and this has been sitting with me. like. it really is about how you use it, and oscar is a determined fellow, he would trial every angle, and shove pillow after pillow under lando's hips until he is hitting it dead on every time, his few inches be damned, that boy can fuck!

[str-481]

🎁 and a 🌻for u

send me a 🎁 and I'll write 5 sentences of what I'm working on and share one | send me a🌻 and I'll tell you whatever I want

Two for the ask of one !

🎁 snippet

"Go go sleep Bob," Max mumbles, face still pressed against Oscar's shoulder.

🌻whatever I want

I'm really slow at doing basic math. Which should be more concerning considering I essentially get paid to do basic math (and English). And when I mean basic math I mean it takes my brain several seconds to do something like 7+8.

[str-481]

🌻.

ask game

I made sushi for dinner and won't even be able to have any :/ which is my own fault really because I was being silly and forgot i dont even have dinner at my dads house on wednesdays. And also I messed something up along the way and now there's less than usual plus the rice is less nice than usual.

[str-481]

fuck marry kill : oscbunny , osckitty , osckoala

Saturday sleepover

Oh you are evil for this

Fuck: osc bunny

yk what they say about bunnies

Marry: osckoala

Praying they would be the clingy type. Otherwise I'd have to swap the marry and kill option.

Kill: osckitty

And it pains me to say this. But he is 100% the type of kitty to pretend to be uninterested constantly and only seek attention for food or when its super cold. My own cat already does this I can't do it with more than one kitty.

[str-481]

pink!!! piastrell and the depraved thoughts <3

This is so funny because I own nothing in pink irl 😭😭 but also this tracks....

[str-481]

wip game: yuri landoscar & subs for porsche 👀👀

wip game

Thanks for the ask 💫

Yuri landoscar:

Uhhh honestly I don't even know what's going on with this one. I was just in a yuri mood one day and thought I need to write some.

I'm tossing between two versions. Either a chrismas or wedding themed fic.

Chrismas themed would be uni au where Lando brings Oscar home for the Chrismas break because flying back to Australia is too expensive and staying at campus is too depressing. Lando's sisters try set them up into actually dating over the course of the fic.

Wedding themed would be Lando needs a date to his sisters wedding and Oscar agrees to help. And then cue lots of pining over the course of the week ish of the wedding. I was playing around with the idea of needing a date to make Lando's ex jealous but idk if I'll do that.

Need Subs for Porsche:

Oh im so excited to actually write this one!!! Once I figure out the plot and voice and anything beyond the title....

So this one was inspired by a stream Max F did a while ago (mid April I think) where he spent like an hour being horny about Lando's porsche gt3rs. This was after the Portugal trip where he was seen driving the car a lot. And also because for several weeks before this there was a lot of car talk on the streams and we even had an emotional support gt3rs in the corner of the screen (the plane was still the best one).

The title is a play on that one t shirt everyone was wearing in the 90s which said "need money for porsche" and also because in the stream mentioned Max actually fucking wrote "need subs for porsche gt3 rs" (or something like that) which was funny.

Anyways. This would be only fans / camboy Max with f1 driver Lando. They don't know each other in this but Lando has been a long time subscriber to Max's channel by the time the fic takes place.

If I make it long form it would turn into sugar baby Max and I'd want to explore that and how their relationship develops.

But if I keep it short form it would be following the events of a stream where Max follows Lando's instructions in order to get something. Something being the promise of getting to drive Lando's gt3 whenever he wants. I don't have the details figured out yet.

[str-481]

ship headcanon game :

piastrell - 😳🔥🍷😏

ship headcanon game

😳 what’s the most embarrassing thing they’ve walked in on the other doing?

See this is hard cause I think they’re freak4freak about each other. So all the typical (sexual) embarrassing stuff just isn’t that embarrassing for them. Although there’s probably some stupid embarrassing stuff they’ve seen each other do. however my brain cannon think up any examples right now :/

🔥What’s the pettiest thing they’ve argued about?

Something stupidly domestic or car related. That’s it. No in between. Max is a known rage baiter when it comes to domestic life (god bless cooking streams for teaching us this). But the thing is Oscar is also so boy sometimes. Like he cares even less than Max does about the way the dishwasher is packed, or how laundry is done, or any number of other stuff. Cars though? They both care far too much about anything car related. I can see them arguing about where to keep their sim rigs or about subscriptions to different broadcasting channels/apps y’know? ALSO, I can see them both just arguing in a playful manner for the sole purpose of annoying each other. Oscar is secretly a menace and that is the truth I will die with.

🍷Who gets tipsy first &starts spilling embarrassing love confessions?

Oscar. I think given the fact that most drivers don’t drink during the season he’s definitely a lighter weight than Max. That and he also just seems like the type who doesn’t drink to get drunk so if he has a little more than he can handle he’ll start acting sappy and clingy and being all wistful about how much he loves Max. Max finds it deeply endearing and teases Oscar about it endlessly the next day when he’s sober enough to remember.

😏 Who is bolder in public (hand-holding, kisses, etc.)?

I think generally they’re both very reserved and aren’t big on PDA. They both have their moments where they initiate more than the other depending on the mood or situation. They’re equally risky as well, like making out the drivers rooms, making jokes that aren’t really jokes in public, taunting and teasing each other in group settings, etc.

[ladymarshmall0w]

pastels, wetness does that count, finger in mouth

whats my trademark?

PASTELS YES

….wetness also yes sometimes i feel like ive pissed myself

FINGERS IN MOUTHSSSSS YESSS

my true love ₊˚⊹ ᰔ