#delde speaks

[daddydoomwolf]

Sometimes, late at night, I wanna text "hey, I appreciate you" to a friend, but I don't want my message ding to wake them up

Then the next morning my heavily sentimental feelings pass and I revert back to "so what's the fuck about shit these days?"

[daddydoomwolf]

Idk one of my favourite ship thoughts is "Girlfriend Gives a Massage", but it's a legit sorry babe this is gonna hurt kinda massage and really there's nothing sexy about it bc the S/O is full of knots but by the end when the pain subsides it's like...shit, thanks

[daddydoomwolf]

Why is it that it's not until it's late and all my friends are asleep that the muse really hits

[daddydoomwolf]

Yano when you know how your online friends look like, but for the longest time you've had a previous image of how you thought they'd look

Anyway I'm drawing that and I guess monster versions of them bc i think they're gr8--

[daddydoomwolf]

I was told to kiss a fish and yano why pass up good advice?

[daddydoomwolf]

"All I can do is post it"

A mistake has been made

But shit wasn't said about making a new post and answering

Hell pls let more have a monster spouse

And shit I would'a probably noticed these things if I was on Tumblr more recently-- im a queue king and don't remember what was when >>

[daddydoomwolf]

Trying to go to sleep and the sudden thought "paper cut on the dick" scared me

[daddydoomwolf]

All I need is a real life Javert to put me in my fucken place and be disgusted at me for what a shitty person I am

I mean if that isn't a kink idk what is