I find it funny imagining that you finally get to be intimate with a transformer only for them to pull out a usb cable 😭

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I find it funny imagining that you finally get to be intimate with a transformer only for them to pull out a usb cable 😭
This post is a huge PSA for anyone writing X Reader content
You may not think this post applies to you, but it does.
There is a massive issue with inclusivity and assuming the audience. I have seen and personally experienced, time and time again, that me and many others feel as if we have no place in fandom. This specific part of it has to do with the majority of "x reader" content out there. It is all written for a cisgender (mostly heterosexual) white woman audience.
why do yall think y/n is angy at the f-15
Compared to how much human language and Cybertronian are different from other, they would never guess one day their human would come to them and use some keyboard device to talk to them. (Like how rocky talk to grace on the ship lol)
Human: *start typing* [ Greetings fellow bot. ]
Bots: !??!!! You can talk Cybertronian now?!
Human: *clicking sound* [ Yes, how are you today? ]
Bots: Fine…Great actually—, wow you really speak our language…this is incredible!
Human: [ device still in developing]
Human: [ want to know bot’s name ]
Bots: but aren’t you already know my name?
Human: [ in cybertronian not earth language ]
Bots: OH— okay it’s (…).
Human: *typing* [ -— -—? ]
Bots: YES! I’m so proud of you! Good human!
Human: [ proud happy thank you ]
Bots: *mutter* Primus…this is the best day of my life.
sadness of an employee
and you just want to go home
I like to imagine how the bots react to humans just going down to town on fruits/meat as we eat them with very little to none tables manners (it would be in a setting where bots have kidnapped the human and keep them in an enclosure) and they leave them food and fruits after forgetting to feed them for the past 36 hours because they are still getting used to humans having to eat every few hours or else they die.
Which makes it funnier if they leave them the food (let's say a dragon fruit and steak) and they come to check on the human after a few minutes to see the human staring at them like this
The sight alone is enough to make a grown mech leak oil down their panels as they try to figure out if that pinkish red stuff on their mouth is some poor organic life form that managed to somehow sneak it's way into the enclosure and ended up in the human's mouth, "by primus, what's that in your mouth,SPIT IT OUT NOW!!" As they try to wrestle the steak out of your mouth, as they shake you like how a preschooler shakes their hamster.
Only to see the peels of the dragon fruit laying down beside the piece of steak that you had been busy tearing into with your teeth after having been starved on accident by them
Said bots would be worried about the chance of you tearing into their neck cables if they do forget to feed you (they deadass forget they are made of metal) like idw rodimus, drift, brainstrom, tfo sentinel, most of starscream's versios, last but not least Megatron in almost all continuities with the skybound one being where either of you go at the other's throat and you being a human is NOT a free pass, cause you getting chomped.
I’m sure this is a very common take, but I haven’t had any motivation to write fandom stuff lately, so I wanted to get this little bit down while I had the inspiration
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Being the human partner of a Cybertronian, any Cybertronian really, and turning this huge, hulking, intimidating bot into a giant mechanical cat with some gentle touches, some kisses, and sweet words. Standing on your bot’s shoulder, gently stroking a hand over their cheekplate, and listening to that earthshaking rumble of their engine as they purr. Your bot gently nudging you with their cheek or nose when you stop, silently insisting the continued touch and affectionate words. Your bot mass displacing and crawling into your bed, arranging pillows on your lap before laying their head down and promptly falling into a well deserved recharge. (Let’s pretend that they wouldn’t shatter the bed frame just by putting a little weight on it, lmao-) Your bot trying to teach you chirolinguistics, not realizing that you don’t have the same kinds of sensors in your palm as they do, leaving you incredibly confused. Your bot relishing in the tiny flickers of unabashed emotion they get from your very weak organic EM field. Singing softly to your bot, only for them to croon one of their favorite Cybertronian tunes right back, and the both of you giggling over just how vastly different your music is from each other’s. Your bot trying to teach you the Cybertronian language, and you trying to teach them about human art/literature/philosophy/etc. You and your bot being soft and cute and fluffy. Send tweet 🏃♀️💨
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I hope you don’t mind me tagging you, but you’re the one who motivated me to get back into writing!!! This lil drabble certainly isn’t my best work, but it’s the most I’ve done in awhile, haha @revelboo
Earth & Humans are...Fragging Weird
Y/n*Is lying on the floor, starfish spread* A human head remains conscious for around 20 seconds after being decapitated...
Bumblebee*Who was playing Mario Kart beside you just freezes and an array of beeps and chirps a heard*!?!-
Raf*Nods at that, is playing beside Bee*Yeah, Also, When humans are starving for a prolonged time, the human stomach can actually EAT itself
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Y/n: Male platypus has half-inch poisonous spurs located on the inner side of the back ankle. Scientists believe that males use these spurs to compete with rivals during the breeding season. A kick from one of these bad boys is potent enough to kill small animals and cause intense pain in humans...
Bulkhead: B-but it seems friend-shaped...
Y/n*Pats his helm and kisses it*Oh boy, you are not ready to know about otter's truth of male otters...
Bulkhead: NO, NOT THE OTTERS!?-
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Y/n*Sitting on the floor looking up at the wall*Hey Doc...if you try to fail...but end up succeeding...which did you actually do?
Ratchet*Jumps and turns around, Poking his head out through the washrack curtain*Y/N IM IN THE SHOWER!?-GET OUTTA HERE!?
Y/n*Not even flinching, and holding washcloths* Can I join you in and give you a back scrub?
Ratchet: Get your human aft in here
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Y/n*Is in a giant birdcafe*The Egyptians believed, the most significant thing you could do in your life... was DIE
Megatron*Who Kidnapped you, and just stared at you with a raised "brow"*I think we got a defective human...
Shockwave & Soundwave:....
Y/n*Looks at Megatron*You look like a metal shark...I like sharks- OH, did you know Baby sharks eat their siblings inside the womb of their mommy shark!... Actually, humans that too tho only with twin cases if the twin dies inside the mother
Megatron & Soundwave*Both their shoulders raise up like a flinch*...
Shockwave: Humans are...more interesting than first thought. All that they stated seems to be true
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Y/n*Is on soundwaves desk, watching him work, your leg chained to the wall*You like elephants, don't you...
Soundwave:....
Y/n: Don't try to hide it, your pretty bird of death spilled the beans. Did you know Humans and Elephants are the only ones in the animal kingdom to have chins? Not even gorillas or chimpanzees have one...
Soundwave*Was enraged Lazerbeak seems to humoir you, but then his head tilted to imagine the cuteness of elephants and now you being similar*Statement: Fact seems to be...true
Y/n: Oh, also Elephant, so matter if they're adults ot babies...think humans are cute-...go on see videos on youtube!
Soundwave:...
-Five minutes later-
Starscream*Coming into Soundwave's workplace*Soundwave, The autobots are requesting-...
Soundwave, Lazerbeak, you, and even...some vehicons are on the youtube watching a compilation of cute animal videos
Y/n: Where putting cat videos next, wanna join us?...
Starscream:...
Part 2