#delirious thoughts

[loadednachosao3]

me, back in my jaw infection era: what if Lalo got his wisdom teeth out at age 44 and thought Nacho was his wife when he was waking up from anesthesia

[gent-ly]

i am just trying to go about my day but all i hear in my head is vegas, in his soft sweet voice, saying “I’m sorry” and so I’m thinking about forgiveness and pete holding the key to vegas’ freedom - freedom of himself. but at what cost? what part of himself must pete sacrifice to forgive?

[delirious-donnaarchived]

Random Zoro thought: so his shocking sense of direction is legendary right? All you have to do is take your eyes off the swordsman for mere seconds and he has wandered off like a toddler attracted to shiny things. Do you think he’d buy the suggestion of holding his hand so he doesn’t get lost? Would he let you entwine your fingers with his much larger, calloused ones? The heat sliding over his palm and into your yours. He might feel the beat of your pulse increase as you stroll hand in hand. Would he be okay with it? Perhaps a smirk tugging on one side of his lips at how obvious you are or is he straight up shutting you down? He ain't holding your hand like a baby... hmm, a fun thought.

[priscilla9993]

My history teacher back in high school had the most dim half lit classroom and a rollercoaster way of speaking to make facts and presidents sound fun. What I remember most now, other than the stale air, how he’d throw a plush school bus around to get students engaged in answering, and random polls on kfc vs chik-fil-a, was Halloween season.  Unlike other mornings, he wasn’t around and the classroom lights were the dimmest they’d ever been, but lo and behold, there was a skeleton sitting where nobody ever sat. Not just any skeleton, one with a neon pink wig and an audacious pink blouse. Once the bell rang, a cackle pierced the air and with it, laser eyes. It woke me up like the dead bc I don’t know how ppl have energy at 8 am. Some classmates screamed while I was dying of laughter. And from out underneath the table, popped the teacher, all too happy to push the button again and introduce the skeleton. 

[spi-ltmilk]

sleep well guys (lost the link..)

[justmoveyourhand]

MaRo has posted his Murders teasers, and frankly they haven't gotten me this excited since VOW. So, I'm gonna overanalyze the crap out of it, share the parts I'm most excited by, and probably prep myself for disappointment.

Full link here, just in case

Before previews for Murders at Karlov Manor officially begin, I thought it would be fun to do another of my Duelist-style teasers where I gi

Two absolute bangers, one I love and one I worry about. Clues are that perfect power level where you love to have them, but they don't give you as commanding of a lead (currently, at least) as something like treasure or free card draw. Token decks getting card draw when they're flooding seems nice. I imagine this will be blue or white, which is a nice bonus since both colors also like using artifacts for other things.

The poison counters could be a problem in Standard. While I appreciate that they're exploring more ways to use the mechanic, the poison deck in standard is already quite good (in my experience). We'll see if it makes waves. Probably black.

As an unapologetic blink enthusiast, I was popping off at this. Alesha EDH loves this, it works hand in hand beautifully with splicers in casual play, Serra Paragon (and venerated rotpreist) in standard, all kinds of stuff. Depending on what the rest of the text around this looks like, I could see it being the card in the set that I end wanting dozens of.

Kinda hope it's not an artifact. Color limitations are fun.

A continuation of the previous, I like rewards for playing little guys, but I also kinda think tokens can be hell, especially in EDH if that player gets too ahead. Also synergizes with -1 counters, which is fun. Probably black. That's where most death triggers lie, but I could see it being white or blue, a trail of minor deaths leading to bigger clues, or maybe red. Not sure where reds coming from. Just feels right.

Choose any number of targets players is just fun from a political angle. I like swinging deal and table talk in multiplayer games, so this is right up my alley.

Not really substantial here, but I love an homage to old cards, and Renowned Weaponsmith getting a spiritual successor is very fun for me.

And that's kinda all that caught my attention firmly. The set seems like it's doing lots of weird stuff, and I'm always down for that, and if the last years drafts have been anything to go by, this one should be a banger. I personally can't wait to start seeing more spoilers trickling out, and patiently wait for the day we get people complaining about Clues the way they did about treasure in Kaldheim.

[silent-hill2002]

e=mc²...

excellence = 2 mac and cheeses.....

[justmoveyourhand]

How much holy water would you have to drink for a vampire to burn itself biting you? I mean, through the official Catholic statement of "x volume of holy water can make anything it's added to holy under a certain ratio..."

Eventually you would just become a holy vessel, yeah?