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just a place to be very hinged and normal about BCS. ao3 pseud is LoadedNachos (RichtofenMyDicktofen). icon by jfkhalfdollar, banner by me. MINORS DNI WITH MY FUCKING PORNPOSTS I S2G

[loadednachosao3]

list of my ongoing fics for my own reference mainly, but just in case you guys want a reminder, here you go!

MULTICHAPTER

The Corruption of Ignacio Varga - monster CoC AU Mama Just Killed a Man - sugar mama f/f Lalo and Nacho Make a Porno - we know what this one is 1-800-SALAMANCA - PSO/findom The Road to Ruin - lacho Salamancacest (brother/brother) Wedding Bells, Wedding Hell - arranged marriage omegaverse Fendi Fendi Prada - tailor/model AU Too True to Say Goodbye to You - road trip AU What Mama Doesn't Know - lacho Salamancacest (father/son) Still Here - nightmare Lalo timeloop He's a 10 (If You Ignore the Red Flags) - Max/Gus adoption/Lalo grooming Let's Just Jump Right Into It - influencer/modern internet AU

SERIES

Trans Nacho - he's trans F/F Lacho - they're lesbians Lalo Salamanca's Ordinary Life - Don Ignacio's Salamanca harem

[loadednachosao3]

talk to me abt 1-800-SALAMANCA friends I'm in the mood to blab

or dadmaxxing

or corruption of champions verse

or influencers

really any of my multichapter AUs would be fun to talk about again

[loadednachosao3]

I'm trying to be so nice and not interact with the post or put it on blast, but tumblr recommended me someone's crashout where they admitted to being a total cunt, and it included the words "I am not trying to defend my actions, but I later found out I was hungry"

and like

if that's not the most copypasta-able phrase in the world, idk what is

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"estrogen could have saved her" and it's some bland fucking 20something twink. you know who estrogen could have REALLY saved?

Hector Salamanca

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swear to fucking god I did NOT see this post before I made mine, but

I think this proves my point

[thewhumpiestofthemall]

Daily affirmations

I am a freak and that is ok

Anyone who hates on me for my writing has never picked up a pencil in their life

I should be more self indulgent

My characters should suffer more

[loadednachosao3]

I first did art fight with like 10 of my friends btw, I've never done it on the official site. but that first year with my homies I did [checks google sheet] uhhhhhh almost 40 attacks, for a total of 92 characters drawn, including one attack that was just. an entire mini visual novel

what I'm saying is don't underestimate me

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just wanted to share my art fight banner image! carry on

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who all doing artfight? follow me and I'll take a look at your page!!

Art Fight

An art gifting game

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if anyone's going to Baltimore pride today there's a decent chance you'll be handed an elastic pride bracelet by some faggy fatass in rainbow nipple pasties. and that faggot. will be me

[loadednachosao3]

maybe you wanna think harder before you talk smack about me, cuz my jester ass just won game changer night at the gay bar

kinda makes you wanna treat me with a little more respect, doesn't it

[loadednachosao3]

my prize was this faggy-looking dragon game btw. I've never been happier

[loadednachosao3]

What are your current WIPs?

right now I haaave...

Lalo accidentally stuck on a fucking machine, needs Nacho to help him (the noncon backstory one)

Nacho and Domingo, boyfriends new to the BDSM scene, go to a kink club with demonstrations run by the other characters

dadmaxxing chapter 8

influencers chapter 5

dadson chapter 12

might write some manner of pride-themed one... kinda what the BDSM one is, really, but something at a gay bar would be fun to write, too... anyway, which are you guys most excited to see?

well?

fucking machine lacho

nachomingo bdsm club

dadmaxxing 8

influencers 5

dadson 12

write a gay bar fic coward

OP's button for spying on the answers do not click bitch

Voting ended onJun 14

[loadednachosao3]

"estrogen could have saved her" and it's some bland fucking 20something twink. you know who estrogen could have REALLY saved?

Hector Salamanca

[loadednachosao3]

maybe you wanna think harder before you talk smack about me, cuz my jester ass just won game changer night at the gay bar

kinda makes you wanna treat me with a little more respect, doesn't it

[brain-wyrm]

"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"

That's the kink

"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"

That's the kink

"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you're not gonna believe this

[loadednachosao3]

long posts can be great on this site but I s2g some of you need to learn what a paragraph is and where to find your enter key

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you people will say "we want more complex/nuanced female characters!!" but you can't even handle Eva Stratt

[its-sweet-serotonin]

I cannot emphasize strongly enough that if Eva Stratt were a man so many of her detractors would be puss-out slobbering.

She was right. If she didn't do what she did, Earth would have failed.

And if she were a man you'd be on your knees, chipmunk cheeks full of cum, delighting over that moral ambiguity.

[loadednachosao3]

you're not wrong but "chipmunk cheeks full of cum" is perhaps one of the wilder things anyone's ever reblogged one of my posts with

[some-pers0n]

My favourite part of The Obsession is when you start saying things that sound either completely incoherent or really generic with the tone and energy that it's a world-shattering event that haunts your every waking moment 'cause I can only imagine that it's really funny to an outside observer

[some-pers0n]

He was born in a hospital and named by his mother