#delivery?

[callmethehunter]

My heart skipped a beat ❤️...but then I remembered I’d ordered DoorDash

😂

[cosplayingwitch]

When you have one of those days when you get very inspired to write but you also have adult things to get done, like grocery shopping. Can someone do that for me?

(said while looking up grocery delivery services)

[saladalpaca]

this image forever haunts my dreams and make me feel like I'm in a dream.

[allybpd]

I’m a lil fucked up rn but I want taco bell sooo0ooo0o bad

[lettherebelight97]

Customer asking about pregnancy benefits "Ok what if I have the baby on the car ride on the way to the hospital? Does the hospital still charge me for the delivery? Me with a straight face: 'No ma'am at that point we're looking at DiGiorno benefits since it's not delivery.' *wild hysterical cackling ensues from people nearby*

My friend Berto

I literally cannot handle my friends sometimes...

[jessycanhasblog]

I want wine

But I've already taken my pants off

[arceonn]

Apples. I don't know why I put so much effort into this.