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[thegeminisage]

Derek hale

[DEEP BREATH]

indirectly and partially responsible for his whole family getting mcmurdered. like it wasn’t his fault but it couldn’t have happened without him. yk.

bad at burying bodies. who gets their dead sister dug up THAT many times, hello

NO social skills. cannot have a functional conversational LITERALLY to save his life

spent all of season 1 terrorizing an innocent teenager who had just become a werewolf and GENUINELY thought that counted as bonding

didn’t let scott kill peter. i know it worked out for the best in the end but like at the time god what a dick move

looks like a twilight reject

taste in music: basic

has more money than god, lives in various run-down hovels

likes cars more than people

has the worst taste in women because almost all of his girlfriends have tried to kill him

very casual relationship with clothing. please wear some, derekbought candy for halloween and only passed it out to 3 kids

tried to flirt with a HIGH SCHOOLER in season 2

he’s not even good at flirting. he’s terrible. his game is weaker than hospital lemonade

actually literally everything he did in season 2. didn’t listen to scott. beat up scott just to be an asshole. tried to stop scott from seeing allison. preyed on vulnerable teenagers. tried to murder lydia. tried to murder jacks–ok wait that last one’s valid

somehow didn’t know his own sister was alive for like 9 years

vulnerable to possession and we never saw him get rid of the fly so for all we know he’s STILL possessed

tried to light scott’s girlfriend’s dad on FIRE while possessed abd FAILED. he’s a WEREWOLF he has SUPER SENSES he’s SUPERNATURALLY strong and that dude was TIED TO A CHAIR like you seriously couldn’t finish him off?

i did a graph once and as it turns out derek has lost almost every fight he’s ever been in

especially can’t fight without super strength LOLLL how’d that berserker treat you buddy

i could go on but i will give him a break

(send me a fictional character & i will roast them)

[slaygentford]

dellesayah replied to your post: im so obsessed with the vintage themed a24 merch ....

Emily.

[platoapproved]

Which baked good has the biggest payoff (maybe hard to make but Worth It, or relatively simple but delicious, etc)?

TOUGH CHOICE but maybe the petit kouign-amanns (certainly they win for Fanciest Name).  We’re doing them with pineapple this time of year.

[thedegenerateasexual]

teen wolf edition: chris "big dick" argent, derek hale, and scott mccall

i’d like to thank cathy for this ask because now i have to decide if i agree with her assessment of chris argent’s dick size

[ozymandiasdirge]

dellesayah replied to your post “i was hatereading the supernatural tvtropes page and apparently they...”

Deancas 100k abo coffeeshop au, confirmed canon

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cathy is blocked  and reported

im screaming i would still rather read that than watch this

[jcmorgenstern]

for the fic ask, do 5 and 17

5. What’s a crackship you love? 

ok this was hard bc my main ships for this fandom are rarepairs and i cant bring myself to call sebvictor a crackship bc im an idiot so basically crackships but. if i had to choose one id go with the time i sleep-deprivedly joked about seb/hodge and honestly? regrets.

17. Describe a fic that is still in the ‘ideas’ stage. 

im literally answering this again bc i want to BUT i realllly want to write a skyfall AU because like. listen here.

color coded blonde hero and villain? check. depressed, drinks too much hero who has a dying problem? check. villain who feels betrayed by the hero’s parental figure whose name starts with M? check. physically disfigured villain whose tragic past is caused by said parental figure whose name starts with M? check. dramatic empty mansions and cabins in the woods tied to the hero’s past and Sad Childhood? check. honestly i could go on the POINT IS i need this but im also lazy and dont like doing the writing thing so much. anyway if you cant imagine seb telling fables about rats and his grandmother and jace being like “i cant believe im attracted to this” thats….valid but i can and i will so there

[filipinaros]

dellesayah replied to your post “ik i joke about clary having a choking kink but she’s actually...”

Tale as old as time in this genre: someone gets possessed and hurts their friends or s/o but almost always I feel like we see a relatively smooth reconciliation afterwards. So while I think Clary will just be like "it wasn't u" and move on, id also like to see her have some trouble with it bc I imagine that's a more authentic human reaction and I'd love to see it play out

yes!!!!!! I want exactly this and I don’t know if it will happen bc the one consistency that exists in clace is that clary will literally do anything for jace but she hasn’t challenged him on such a level recently (compared to maleque who hash things out every other episode)........we’ll see............

plus with this show it tends to focus on the person’s complicated feelings if they’re a main character and they’re suffering at the hands of a non-main (re: jace and valentine, izzy and maryse)..although I was not super thrilled with the way maleque got back together at the end of s2 i think they’re relationship allows them to develop these complexities over multiple episodes and seasons, whereas I don’t think clace (as a couple) has reached that level yet

[slaygentford]

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Are you going to turn into a kpop blog next