here, have a shitpost - i feel like nobody except you would understand so here’s a thought: barry wheeler and paul heyman. they remind me of each other, i feel like one could easily play the other and/or be good at the other’s job, to me they feel like the same person/character but slightly to the left. discuss. xD
AJKSKDAFHKJDHFKJDFH barry is basically doing the same thing heyman does for alan all the time, I absolutely see it
is this where I can share I frequently have thought about the idea of one of those cosplay pro wrestling groups doing a tag team match where alan comes out (his approach is narrated by himself as a voice over, confused and noting that his newest attempt to escape the dark place is pro wrestling-- he'll try anything once) only for everyone to point out this is a tag match and he can't wrestle alone
and then a very cheerful rose comes jogging out to tag with him
