Sep 5, 2024
AO3
Warnings: Grown up reader & Five, delusional Five
Five: What color do you think we should paint our walls?
You: *side eye* Our walls?
Five: Yeah, I know it's a little late. Maybe you'd like to decorate our bedroom first.
You: *dramatic turn* OUR BEDROOM?
Five: Yes, my love. Getting married is exhausting, we should start already now.
You: WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE. WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!
Five: It's been 7 years, my love. *holding your hand*
You: *slapping his hand* STOP CALLING ME LOVE!