#dem scissors

[oacest]

I apologize if that's common knowledge, but how are people so sure that Dem Scissors was really Noel? I know it's widely assumed, but I'm not sure I have the patience to comb through their tweets to confirm or deny ...

Tone and writing style are spot-on, bitchy subtweeting about Liam including that one time he replied to Bonehead:

how fuckin HILARIOUS noel thought having a scissors player was, the account seeming to follow a HFB tour, and finally clint boon literally said it was noel.

If you're interested, there is a 6-page thread of people debating it at the time on l4e here.

[crmnlgy]

the concept of noel making a secret twitter account just to roleplay as scissors and make fun of liam…

[amazing-potato]

…wtf is Dem Scissors. i thought i knew deep enough about this stupid man named noel gallagher but apparently not

[jeevey]

Tell me who you make this face for.

[jeevey]

wait noel has a Twitter account? Do you know what the handle is?

He doesn't admit to it being his, but check out @demscissors!

That account's first "like" is from Clint Boon who tweeted, "Follow Noel G’s @DemScissors. It’ll brighten up your day. Currently on tour in the US. Loadsa backstage gossip xxx @NoelGallagher #WishYouWereHair."

[jeevey]

Dem Scissors on Twitter

“Where the fuck am I? I honestly have no idea... ✂️✂️✂️ #WishYouWereHair”

Scissors was feeling like a chatty Cathy jesus

[jeevey]

Clint Boon on Twitter

“Follow Noel G’s @DemScissors. It’ll brighten up your day. Currently on tour in the US. Loadsa backstage gossip xxx @NoelGallagher #WishYouW

[savageandwise]

There's a tweet by Clint boon confirming that it's noel, it's the very first tweet on demscissors liked thread, and it's still there! I guess it's possible that Clint @ed it by accident thinking it was real when it was a copycat account, but idk I like to think it's really noel -Gallagh-cest

Yeah. I saw that but figured Clint was just winking at the account or he wasn't in the know. It's cute anyway.

Me too. I tell myself it's him.